Live by this!

This is so cruel

Every time

Jerry's Abduction

the fromage

Grandma 2018. Don't know what her secret was, but she made the BEST brownies!

FaNny

Beam me up Scotty too!

*** and ball torture

*Stolen

There are no coincidences

Well, they do have computers to use

Sayeth "what" again

Typical cats

Never enough

Yeah, Jeff

Fiance's absent-minded son left his lunch on the sink just like that and wandered off. I made a slight addition...

Game of keyboards

Abiden

THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE!

Sticker I found in Niagara Falls

Gave my puppy his first bath today. He was not pleased.

To all the tiny vegetables from a few weeks ago. Here is the last on my tomato harvest picked today 10/19/20. Fully ripened.

I work with my sister. She text me “I sent you an urgent scan, please review”.

Only since 2017 though

Customer: “I don’t know why my car has no power”

The great catnip harvest of 2020

Founder of modern thought

This makes me giggle, lots of people hit the bridge in my city with vans and lorries so I posted this haha

Basically what I post now

This afternoon at the pawn shop, a gentleman called the store asking if we took *** rings. I laughed and said no, then 10 min later he came in with this.

Took my biker friend out for a hike

Something to lift your spirits

Quality Parking

*suspicious pigeon noise

Hmm....

Weebs

Sign at a local car repair shop.

I don’t mind smokers, but please don’t throw your Newport 100s on the road

Who the hell wants a girl without a d**k btw lol

it do be like that

Heh spoiler alert

Damn

Bed Monster

dam

Man the myth the legend

Space suit

blood

ADHD

John Oliver visits Danbury sewage plant named in his honor

Mombie

say

Meow, well done officer!

Like I can control my crying

Wild buses drinking water

I got a vasectomy today

friend sent to me i thought it was funny

dumb woman

The worst thing a man can hear

hello again

Every morning I start my day off on the wrong foot

The internet is funny.

Second story of the Hugelol Spooktober Chronicles: The Maze of Death. Read it in the comments!

im just gonna leave this here

On the way to work. Thanks for the smile my dude.

Happens all the time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Unsure if this is a web comic, apologies if it is, but this is the greatest thing ever.

yo wtf

Only way to solve it

This cat just saw its 9th life flash before its eyes

The only way I could ever lose weight!

Anyone tired of all this gender reveal malarkey is invited

Can confirm

Motorbike edited out

cute

WAAAH

The queen trying not to laugh as she passes her husband in uniform.

My neighbour’s “Skeleton Zoom” display rules.

Mauldite en soit trestoute la lignye !

As an artist

My grandpa was a straight up grandpa even when he was 11. Photo from 1944.

This is what happens every time I try to poop..

We're not supposed to see this.

Tis the season ⛄

Borat vs. my dad. very nice.

That wasn't the question.

Look... It's a turtle!

So where I work, every item has a corresponding number. This is the item number for pumpkins.

Andromeda awaits

Nothing

Haha, yes

American Joke

BOOM!

Remember, if your girlfriend looks like this. She's a keeper

Dilly, the Protector of all that is Pizza

meth

It do be like that

It’s been that kind of year

This is just a tribute