'I love catching people in the act'

She knows what the fence is, she doesn't care.

When times were easier lol. Circa 2016 at Knotts berry farm with my 2 younger daughters.

My brain hurts..

"And our credo: 'Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.' We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.

Oh my God,why?

I suggested the wife be Mary Jane Watson to complete the theme, but she had decided...

Lumber

Everyone's a gangsta until the queen enters

before you boys jump on it, the headline is edited relax

HE HAS A POINT

Midwives cut women’s dilation size into pumpkins for a truly horrifying sight!

“I’m ready to go in coach, just give me a chance!” -Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

So much fpspspspsps in it

Trick or treat In texas

Easy

Comfiest costume in a long time.

Paying my respect to the legend that was Sean Connery. May he rest in peace.

Big trouble in Little isolation.

Hmmmmm

My Friend Rae, has her own Latex company, this is her handmade costume this year.

We always joked that our little guy looked like a Mandrake Root when he cried. Therefore, we dressed him up as one for his first Halloween!

Felt cute, might go extinct later

Hey guys this is my costume, I'm Australian

My wife said that a knife would be too scary for trick or treaters so this is my plan B.

This morning I went RUNNING!

Sneaky sneaky

Something for you candy corn haters

My naked vampire Halloween costume

Left this on the porch for Halloween this year.

Beat

Making good use of my pregnancy this Halloween

Talking to crocky like

When asked, my 3 year old nephew said he wanted to be Jake from State Farm. Mission accomplished... Ps. If you ask him what he is wearing, he always says, "khakis!"

you know what time it is

I made a mistake tonight.

The jerk store called! My daughter as George Costanza

Do you take your corona with or without the virus?

A kid dressed up as “Coronavirus” for Halloween

Mood

It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.

Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, Golly what a day.

Well, well, well. How the turn tables...

How can I decorate for Halloween, but not have to hand out candy?

Goo Comics Episode #2

Bioshock is one of my favorite games of all time

get rdy

Movie mistakes are getting out of hand

Had an ice storm a few days ago. My pumpkin didn’t seem very happy about it.

Please and thank you

This guy at the DMV dressed up as Flash

This is my costume for work today. I'm a manager at a dispensary.

They don't need to know, but they probably should

indeed, why?

I dressed my daughter up as Joe Dirt

educational

I support this cat's self awareness

HL be like

My buddy...tryin to keep the kids honest.

>:)

Halloween meatloaf made by my Mum. Happy Halloween!

I have to wear this outfit everyday for work. Today is especially fun. Already been asked 5 times by strangers "What would you do if I killed your dog?"

My Luigi costume I wore to work today! :)

For some reason this meme reminded me of dotdotdot

NOVEMBER IS HERE

Got pregnant at the beginning of the pandemic. We have been isolating ever since and no-one else really knew. Now at 39 weeks, this is how we told our friends...

I took this 3 years ago. RIP.

:trollface:

This carving of a guy in prison

Just how big is this guy

My take on Wilson this year!

One ping only please.....

We did not win the couples costume contest...

Every damn year...

nice hat

Disgusting

I just spent the night filling balloons and dropping them in random sewers all around my town, lol, I'm going to hell

What the howl

Welcome to Elmo's hell

oof

menacing

When HR forgets to send costume guidelines

BRUHzil

Rip Sean Connery

:-)

All that shit for this

A cookie?

RIP my sweet 007

My friend’s sus Halloween costume

Heavy metal rock band.

Robots are smartasses

complicated business

Mom sent me a pleasant Halloween card

Orange man bad >:c

Lol. Classic

Best deal of all time

pirates of the caribbrehan

Cool guy

The truth don’t ask for the sauce

Scary thoughts