Relocating Home Depot Halloween decorations.

Sexy!

I'm in a glass case of emotion

yes

He Protec, He Attack But Most Importantly He Measures SMOL!

O_o

mmmmm *licks measuring tape*

Spa Day

Bigger fire

Good

Who's ready for Christmas 2020?

same

Let's boogie!

My dog a whippet hasn’t been dealing well with the cold weather. I went looking for a jacket. Found this.

Fair

CJ: OH SHIT!

You're doing a great job!

Expert.

Don't take from bank :(

Guys got some metal!!!

pls no

RIP Driver

take me

Icecream eating

We will mask you!

Right !!

 

Yeah, This is me.

I luv my wifes decor!!!

Time is an illusion and so are pants

Our kids didn’t understand why we were laughing at this one

Stoopid ***.

I tried squirrel-proofing my bird feeder. While it didn't work for long, I got a good 20 minutes of entertainment watching them try and figure it out.

My wife put these Halloween decorations behind a door in our basement, now I need new underwear

no more kia

Wish me luck

My girlfriend added stickers to her pregnant belly, and I’m crying

I speak to the trees

If you can’t save yourself, save the others...

This has become a daily occurrence . He's fine...he just sees the grass shaking in the wind and has to go for it

My local pet store owner must be a dad

Way better

What a horrible idea, I love it

think forbid

Beetlejuice vs Joker

Hypothetically of course.

:-(

McDonald's Reveals Preview of the McPlant

Dirty weebs

A 4 year old at my school just told me they liked my minion costume. These are just my clothes.

At 40, just got my first pair of prescription glasses, and was told I look like Walter White. I don't see it...

Mixtape dropping soon.

Thankfully I already don't remember it

Welcome back to another video!

As a Pole living abroad I've got nothing.

JK (not jk) Rowling

Blessed Faceswap

I give up.....

Lebron Swanson

Well it ain't Cofart-19, is it ?

Mass production needed

AdvocatiBrehbioli pls stop taking my brehs breh

Wework...

:'(

Truly

Help them. They are stuck.

Because you make me happy...

True story

Comment “Chinese batflu, Winnie the Pooh’”

The greatest weapon in the soviet arsenal

Am I dreaming?

breh advice

What having ADHD is actually like

>:)

Interesting concept...

it isn´t much

Please, don't

I don’t believe it. I’m on the cover of a movie!

Todd 2020

:'(

Found this bar of soap and a local store

BOOM Roasted

Hate when this happens!

The City of Adelaide spent $174000 to erect this statue in Rundle Mall. Soon after, somone added an erection of their own.

Sorry it's two leafs now

Jehovah witness training camp.

I love this video

I'm still waiting :P

juicy

BOOO

I came home to this in the guest room of my parents new house

Pulled the ze dong on zedong

At least some colors in history...

*duck tapes face intensely*

._.

Bepis

It was bothering me that I couldn’t put my finger on who Busta Rhymes reminded me of. Then it hit me.

The names Bond James Bond

I'll just seal away that evil real quick

Things must be a little slow out there in the galaxy.