My lucky day.. some guy was selling PS5's outside the grocery store for $50

An Important PSA

Hey hey people

Cleanup in aisle XII

She has never seen Toy Story, and is thoroughly confused by this.

Somethings not right... I can feel it...

dying for a shit

I heard that Covid-19 testing in the nose can be very uncomfortable, but this must be a lot worse...

Back & Body Hurts

Health is my lifestyle

Top level talent

Whenever a coworker calls in sick, it's tradition to prank their cube.

My first ever custom built chainsaw

Betrayer

Changes one letter in his name. Totally not suspicious

Clever trick

ye!

temple

The one true path to nirvana

eggplant

Rare honesty

The best friend will always help

Friday the 13th, 2020.

ps5

A Fun Fact About Opossums

Local landscaper by my house is diversifying.

...she scary

Beautiful man

Discord

Fuçk monke, return to doge

ooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I ran into this car at the grocery store

The lockdown is tough for everyone I guess.

He really did

Porsche

kot

Local bagel store doing their part

Reject monke, embrace CRAB

Thanks :)

An ape peeling idea...

I'm vanilla and strawberry flavored

Drawing a horse

Based

Taxes...

Truly unholy things

Suck me into the void

They've been safely partying behind our backs all year long

xbox

The big Nom

got him

``````````

Yes please!

One Nation Under God...zilla

Title not found

aNON GOES TO mcD

The attention to detail is incredible.

My brand new Covid proof mower

I teach 3rd grade. I know we aren’t supposed to have favorite students but...

Oh ***

Rip van winkle

Thanks to a mini armchair for my daughter, my cat looks massive

Unsubstantiated claim

Great Tits!

Thanks for trying

Dark and Edgy

"green*

Silly Naruto

Thomas the Trainwreck

Look what dragged the cat in

What are you planning nutsacktorturer

Found him. He runs a filling station in Oklahoma.

This is not the greatest band in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Found on the “comic board” in my math teacher’s classroom.

Signs of the end. we broke a nokia.

I don't trust them

My son didn’t smile once while at the pumpkin patch for the first.. he was very skeptical.

Don’t steal kids

Brutal lol

Finally met his role model

My Dad: I’m not mad son, just disappointed.

My latest marker piece. Not sure if his name should be Ron Flanders or Ned Swanson. Either way, dude loves bacon.

Is it just me.... or is the mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, starting to look like Beetlejuice?

I can’t wait to piss Grandma off this Christmas.

Bridezilla...ugly from the inside out.

He didn't miss, so he had to marry

Took the wrong exit in Austin and look what I ran into!

aaaaaaaaaa

Damnnn

Pizza Pup

...dad?

Classic bit from 'King Of The Hill'

Current state of affairs

True story

Monsters

*F*E*E*E*E*E*E*E*E*T*

Putting a teenager in charge of the Christmas display ..

Can’t get any better than this !

Sexy...m

Tom Cruise without teeth

Please feel free