My son didn’t smile once while at the pumpkin patch for the first.. he was very skeptical.

Don’t steal kids

Brutal lol

Finally met his role model

My Dad: I’m not mad son, just disappointed.

My latest marker piece. Not sure if his name should be Ron Flanders or Ned Swanson. Either way, dude loves bacon.

Is it just me.... or is the mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, starting to look like Beetlejuice?

I can’t wait to piss Grandma off this Christmas.

Bridezilla...ugly from the inside out.

He didn't miss, so he had to marry

Took the wrong exit in Austin and look what I ran into!

aaaaaaaaaa

Damnnn

Pizza Pup

...dad?

Classic bit from 'King Of The Hill'

Current state of affairs

True story

Monsters

*F*E*E*E*E*E*E*E*E*T*

Putting a teenager in charge of the Christmas display ..

Can’t get any better than this !

Sexy...m

Tom Cruise without teeth

Please feel free

Its the least yall could do

one more chapter

"The less homogeneous the workers are, the less likely it is for them to form unions"

I mean at least try it

Very simple

So Freud didn't slip

Lol....wait

Good luck everyone!

It's opposite for hugelolers

The benefits of growing older

I've got you now! ;)

Texas humor

Hmmmmmmmmmm

What you need?

I would *** both

Fake History Porn

My bad

Hot

:'(

Its a brave new World

....cool lady but the diamond

Who dat mf

Sorry :/

*exhales through nose*

Botched*

The covid life of lockdown

Life is hard

Jaguars

Dude...

2019 - wtf -2021

Private Wojtek II Corps Poland

>:)

Back in my days. I had a triceratops

*** Jimi, just not her

My roomba is suck near a cliff

Not bad.....

heard

Scooby, the philosopher

...I got to go

I laughed at this too much

Probably yeah

Rose garden filled with thorns

He's a sleeper unit, his former self is gone, all that's left is chicken fillet

Cursed advertising

Beatles suck

My sister had face swap open on her phone and our dog jumped behind her

Hell yeah!

This dino definitely deserves better

Who wouldn't enjoyed it till the end?

..... :'(

Inertia, yeah that's what happened here....

crab

Wife’s birthday card.

Good job guys

Damn. Roblox has pretty dope graphics

Per my last email...

Little convo between the wife and I. She loves me, contrary to what was said in the text.

This will make a fine addition to my collection

BabyBoomer

:'(

Unfairness

Ny bad big man

Ok, I’ll try that

They killed Scooby

My friend buys Jesus paintings at thrift stores and paints over them. Follow her on Instagram at @juleskehr

Tbh i would have that look too

I bet he doesn't know that sticker is there

Some cry babies...

My Gf got a new letterboard and is using it to express her Thanksgiving excitement.

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!

So modern

Love you red coats

An Amazon review for a dogs pirate costume.

Huntin’

lol