Wife’s birthday card.

Good job guys

Damn. Roblox has pretty dope graphics

Per my last email...

Little convo between the wife and I. She loves me, contrary to what was said in the text.

This will make a fine addition to my collection

BabyBoomer

:'(

Unfairness

Ny bad big man

Ok, I’ll try that

They killed Scooby

My friend buys Jesus paintings at thrift stores and paints over them. Follow her on Instagram at @juleskehr

Tbh i would have that look too

I bet he doesn't know that sticker is there

Some cry babies...

My Gf got a new letterboard and is using it to express her Thanksgiving excitement.

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!

So modern

Love you red coats

An Amazon review for a dogs pirate costume.

Huntin’

lol

Gotcha

Aesthetic!

Epic rap battles of history

Dutch police raided a house because they thought there was a drug plantation, but they found something else: a chicory plantation.

Kid...

Spooky Goth Girlfriend

Boycott Pfizer

a butt is a butt

Facts

A Christmas decoration with a willy. Noice.

Get out of my car

If they'll catch you, they eat you!

Smort

is coffee good for you?

Defend the choke point, both ends

My dad figured out the works of a 360 camera, I feel proud of the rascal.

Excuse me

My new quarantine beer glass has arrived. Anyone want to compete for the title?

Yes

This apocalypse is so lame...

Would you like to join please?

Ghost nibba

Thank you LA for celebrating Polish Independence Day with us!

:-)

Death's robes

Black magic

Fox is a BOSS.

Cat: If in doubt, better smack

My cat is... the wholesome award!

Sums it up!

Relocating Home Depot Halloween decorations.

Sexy!

I'm in a glass case of emotion

yes

He Protec, He Attack But Most Importantly He Measures SMOL!

O_o

mmmmm *licks measuring tape*

Spa Day

Bigger fire

Good

Who's ready for Christmas 2020?

same

Let's boogie!

My dog a whippet hasn’t been dealing well with the cold weather. I went looking for a jacket. Found this.

Fair

CJ: OH SHIT!

You're doing a great job!

Expert.

Don't take from bank :(

Guys got some metal!!!

pls no

RIP Driver

take me

Icecream eating

We will mask you!

Right !!

 

Yeah, This is me.

I luv my wifes decor!!!

Time is an illusion and so are pants

Our kids didn’t understand why we were laughing at this one

Stoopid ***.

I tried squirrel-proofing my bird feeder. While it didn't work for long, I got a good 20 minutes of entertainment watching them try and figure it out.

My wife put these Halloween decorations behind a door in our basement, now I need new underwear

no more kia

Wish me luck

My girlfriend added stickers to her pregnant belly, and I’m crying

I speak to the trees

If you can’t save yourself, save the others...

This has become a daily occurrence . He's fine...he just sees the grass shaking in the wind and has to go for it

My local pet store owner must be a dad

Way better

What a horrible idea, I love it

think forbid

Beetlejuice vs Joker

Hypothetically of course.

:-(