Had my brother and SIL over for dinner, this letter we got the next morning on our doorstep sums up children perfectly
ah yes a true man of culture
You heard of needing scissors to open scissors packaging, now get ready to need a ladder to get a ladder
Exotic tiger for sale, if you hear it bark don’t worry its bilingual
Shame on your country...
Tower of Pisa during the pandemic when there are no tourists to hold it.
Saturday the 14th...again
Context is for the weak
It's the one year anniversary of my wife's breast cancer diagnosis, so I made her a special breakfast
He didn't miss a beat.
Everything is homebrew if you're brave enough
cool cat saves the day
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Saw this when out for a drive this morning!
Asking for it.
The big sad
Thank you Wish, appreciate it
At least it's not playing UNO on Xbox
All roads lead to crab
its neck is just too much...
life in a one bathroom apartment
makes me sad
The "will it be edible" face
In the future, CGI will be so advanced that just by making it it will become reality
bruh.exe has stopped working
Every speedway ever
First day as president
Hope he recovered
So stupid it's brilliant
Who to believe?
Those memories that stick with us forever.
The void beckons
Onto round 2, stay well my friends!
Sticky Fingers Requiem
Like father, like son?
This def covers most people on my Xmas list this year
You brehlong to the state
I’ll ***in’ do it again!
The 11 o'clock news
This guy brought his 6 cats out to play at the park
What did you call me!? Oh...
Found at the pumpkin patch.
When the homicide detective comes to babysit
What a surprise lol.
2020 is affecting everyone
My lucky day.. some guy was selling PS5's outside the grocery store for $50
An Important PSA
Hey hey people
Cleanup in aisle XII
She has never seen Toy Story, and is thoroughly confused by this.
Somethings not right... I can feel it...
dying for a shit
I heard that Covid-19 testing in the nose can be very uncomfortable, but this must be a lot worse...
Back & Body Hurts
Health is my lifestyle
Top level talent
Whenever a coworker calls in sick, it's tradition to prank their cube.
My first ever custom built chainsaw
Changes one letter in his name. Totally not suspicious
The one true path to nirvana
The best friend will always help
Friday the 13th, 2020.
A Fun Fact About Opossums
Local landscaper by my house is diversifying.
Fuçk monke, return to doge
I ran into this car at the grocery store
The lockdown is tough for everyone I guess.
He really did
Local bagel store doing their part
Reject monke, embrace CRAB