ordered bubble wrap... at least it didn't get broken

I can fell his saddnes PULSING through him

I don't care what my kid says, I think I look cute

My cat does NOT make for a good towel

brehpp

I want to be Wiings

See also: Showering

Bad Anon

How Asian player playing

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This year I made my girlfriends some big assed cotton panties with iron on patches of street signs I’ve been taking since 2014.

Merry Christmas! Sincerely, 2020.

Only 0.05 seconds of sleep while driving

Why are you booing?

Covid-19 would have been over already if we had let these boys in yellow take care of it

...

BANG!

Dark boobas

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I'm so proud.

I asked my husband to seal an envelope for mailing

When is the Main Man getting a feature film?

Don’t swallow that gum!!

Is this sexist?

Jingle jangle ***

Lap it up

Last pogchamp i swear [OC]

Get pogged

Average asian aging process

woke up to this

Be panda, my friend.

breh

stolen and improved

If everyone is racist, then no one is

Pulling your weight

breh

It is

Ayy

I’m still trying to understand what happened this year

I alredy had enough

What a loaf of shi...

:^)

Post memes, I must

Found this in my 15 year old couch

Only in games bois

My neighbors are having some renos done and they put this sign up in their yard..

running over 5 miles

Day 1 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices

Thank you Terry, very cool

A buddy of mine put this up as his Christmas tree

I left to get food and my wife sends me this photo of our dog ten minutes later.

Social distancing saves careers too

one of my favorite slides ever

UBER driver threatened me

My 91 year old mother has misplaced her new sim card and can't remember what it looks like. After emptying the fourth drawer she hands me this. "Is this it?" No mother......

My dad likes to check in on his greenhouse temperature from work with this camera

Nicca

Mercedes-benz hand sanitizer "Effective against bacteria, viruses, fungi, Volkswagen, BMW"

Happiest

Begone thot

Poor rubber duck

Miss me with that

My smart doorbell kept telling me there was motion on my porch. I went to check and this guy tried to sell me car insurance.

Big

The womanizing douche with a guitar

Imagine it in VR

The best wanted ad I've seen!

4Chan has solved the mystery

Problem?

are you still there

Why is RPAN like this

We are a family

Mamma mia

Pretty accurate, no wonder I have to empty my pocket to get my keys.

(:<

Thems the rules

the struggles

Thank you random note

Mature starter

REJECT MONKE EMBRACE HEARTATTACK PILLS

Some days you don't care if it's pisco or pissco

couldnt get all of the younglings

This says a lot about society....

*puts on sunglasses*

boobs are temporary but floppy disk save icon is eternal... like for real, i can't even think of an icon that can replace it

Seems kinda gay

Lame

RUN!

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You deserv better king

Last Christmas by Steve Nelson

Star Wars vs 40k

Best Actor?

L8r g8r, don't b a h8r

Decision tree for 2020

sweet release

Resting at the inn

The Right to Remain Ignorant

I am poor.

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Get with the times old man