but hippos can run faster than usain bolt

Poland

If the vaccine was from russia... i won't mind it though, could be an improvement lol

The law does not apply if you're under 5'6"

Humans - Please stop sending us unsolicited nudes with directions to your house... it's creepy. ~ Galactic Federation

I almost cryed

The mystery has been solved.

When the community embraces them 40k memes

Delivery

Like girls were real.. Am I right fellow memers? Hahahaha

Shopping for Christmas presents in 2020

Don't worry it's not like he is killing younglings

This Snow, truck decal.

Imma need you to replace the cake ink

...

That kinda year

Mysterious monolith appears randomly throughout London

I was asked to draw the Grinch for my office.

fkin tax machine brehxpecting money out of my XMAS BONUS BREHS IS MY XXMAS BONUS NO TAX WAR ON XMAS

Truer words have not been spoken

Slacking

do yall think memelord brehs also get this award

Gives self more roles

Sob

This year is going to be the one guys, I promis

Customer Stories

Mysterious monolith appears in London

All the windu

Thanks dad.

*shrugs* If it's those who look down on me, I can deal...

Absolute Genius

Cowboy Bespongebob: "He's spying on me..."

You could say they overreacted a bit

The only gender stuff that makes sense

The locks in the bathroom at my work

Well, Yes, Actually

I made Caesar salad

Praise!

Flirting well done

I didn't came here for pain :'(

Time to lament

I believe in at least one of these guys

Finding out Medusa is fine as F**k

My sister asked me to edit some photos for her wedding website

Its a lizard thing

“We’re doing pictures so wear something nice”

Christmas permissions

My friend asked me what should she draw, and I said “Seal holding a seal”. I was not disappointed.

I have six kids. This is by the door on the way out.

I drew this in college coming down from acid and think it’s my comedy magnum opus..

That’s good to know

‘ nough said

A little friendly reminder from my wife...

First Beer

There is no trash only ork terrain material

Seasonal Greeting Guideline

Found in a pub bathroom

:^)

My OnlyFans page

Wut?

smort

Being a 11 year old cod player is hard sometimes

I think my dog has sensed a disturbance in the force

This one has been destroying my older family members. The mind tends to see what it wants and not the actual text......I LOVE vacations

dogg

Henlo, FBI?

I always knew they were up to something

How thoughtful

Chip Off The ‘Ol Block

A cartridge in a bare tree

Interesting

Something we always do

My fan art.

nnn extended

Y'all asked for this monster lol...Centaurbie and her "half " sister Legs McArms.

Melancholy hill here we go

Sticky sticky

It was never about money

The ice has SEALed their whiskers.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Having kids really puts the other parts of life into perspective.

Side-quests everywhere

You might be akward but are you this awkward

where do i sign up

I believe in at least one of these guys.

Rotten Tomatoes reviews on the World Wars

gray with embarrassment

Every action has an unforseen reaction

Sci-fi

I met Luke sky walker today! I love Star Trek! ✨

Ferguson drew this article

Ümlaut

"The perfect Christmas tree for 2020 doesn't exi-"

Still gets me to this day.

Ohoh ahahaha!

Multi-tasking

Honk.

Found this thing and the text is funny to me....

What u guys think?

Getting into the Holiday Spirit