Takes a deep breath, go to the hospital
Takes a deep breath, go to the hospital


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[deleted] · 23 points · 4 years ago
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entauri · 2 points · 4 years ago
why tf do you need a vietcong machette for cooking?

gnomosapiens · 5-Year Club · 1 points · 4 years ago
Ancient mexican technique

i have absolutely no idea how that can happen

Greak · Verified · 5 points · 4 years ago
Avocados are the fruit/vegetable that causes the most harm when cooking. Cause the fruit itself is so soft and yet it has a big seed in the middle which is very hard. If you do not know how to properly remove it cutting yourself trying to remove it is actually quite common.

This retard obviously tried to stick the pointy end of the knife into the seed to get it out, not recommended.

edobert · Commenter of the Day · 3 points · 4 years ago
"avocado hand" is actually a very common phenomenon in emergency wards

Look we can all agree that stabing a knife through your hand is no laughing matter and the people who do it are in need of immediate medical attention.

BUT MAYBE....

If you stab your hand while slicing an avocado you should reconsider your position on the food chain .

SilverTalon17 · Poster of the Year · 4 points · 4 years ago
Is it still considered vegan though?

jfjfdu387 · 7-Year Club · 4 points · 4 years ago
yes, because if you do this you are not smarten than a vegetable

Satou · 1 points · 4 years ago
Just use a ***ing spoon.

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