His motives are unknown

Mmmm i think my meat butcher just butcherd a xenomorph

love that guy

Both sound like my last relationship

It’s crazy how accurate this is, Chris Jericho haha

victims of batman

Found this book the other day while shopping

Full Meal Jacket

That's exactly the way

   

Thanks Gandalf!

Yes, makes sense.

nice, gonna pee in it

Got the perfect Christmas card picture for next year

Rural Texas

He's getting too old for this shit.

Improvise, adapt, overcome

Hate when these dumb guys do this

   

A rare photo of John Favreau and Dave Fioloni writing new episodes of The Mandalorian

2077

You've seen Elf on a Shelf, but have you seen..

Believe people

GUD BOYE

♫Vaultboy♫

An IT guy and LinkedIn

how do they do it

big changes

The true origin of Pikachu

Come here you little shit!

It was a rough day for Eve at daycare today.

Bucky???

Lawd, that first morning pee can surprise you

   

Narut

B-but I'm still darkness!

I really do....

A friend received this during his wfh

Science Doesn't give a *** ..

Leaf Blower

Found this on Facebook.

You've never smiled ar me since we started dating... HAHAHA

Well.... someone is not getting their mail....

A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens

I knew he looked familiar.

Selfie, month 6 of quarantine. Please be kind.

Gotta post cum

I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy

"Honey, where's .....?"

I’ve decided to go home after my lunch break. I don’t think anyone will notice...

yes ma am

The Colonel's Holiday Three-Way

That moment you realise it says FW for flat white and your barista has NOT drawn a dick and balls on your coffee lid

The Snowman i build like 20 years ago

My amputee friend, who caught covid and has been quarantined has a funny sense of humor.

Perspective Is In The Eye Of The Beholder...

Like a needle in a haystack!

yes

How to keep them entertained

Best sh!t I ever played lmaoo

Pope droppin' rhymes

unfortunate circumstances

Even in times of an pandemic people still don't wanne buy Cinnamon Cola

Are ya winning son? but it's 2004

stay awhile and listen

Pastaway

rewiring

with great power

This picture of my MRI

This photo not only captures a quote from my favourite Christmas movie but also how I dealt with 2020... this is fine. *no dogs were harmed in the making of this picture.

These are the Cubans baby

Praktis kalm

I want to joke about this but not now.

from kings to simps

Yaas Semi

yeah

Friends wanted Whiskey for Christmas... I hope they enjoy it!

roman simps

sadness

I mean, it’s true.

.......

mmos

oof

An important rule! #dankOCdecember

Go Clefairy!

expectations

i hate when that happens

Hunting level: Christmas

the hunt

Found on my keyboard this morning.

Oh hell naw!

he's like the emperor of mankind

What sweet children...

He is not a man to be trifled with

Modern problem require modern solutions

Stop the ride I want out

Even Kylo Ren had his awkward teenage years.

the dick only makes it better

"I'm not a cat person.", said my fianceé six months ago.

Show some respect