Its hard being a single dad

Haven't been in one for a while, but it's true

They Have No Faith.

2020 was not kind to Ellen

gay lol

Get him Chewie!

problem, russian mafia?

Sir, I'm pretty sure this is just a domestic flight

I don’t think they thought this through.

Shhhh...his favorite show is on

Help a homie out.

NYPD at it again.

My dog reminded me of someone when he turned to look at me.

Not quite the answer we expected

Support your friends !

Title must not be empty.

It was time to update the sign.

New year's resolutions

Entauri outfit reveal

the firefighter

moo

He's unfortunate

“We can repair anything”

Ultimate dad joke?

Damn, I think I missed a miracle.

I don’t think he has heard of second covid

From our local dairy farm.

Anon has gains

The moon is huge tonight wtf

Nevermind

Prolly the best Photoshop i've ever done

My new years resolution is to get fit

Old news

There are two types of people in the world

Lucky ***

He´s back y´all!

Someone Bonk me please

el titelo de posto

feign ignorance

Gud doge

Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv...

Proper way to quarantine

Quack

o>o whats this

Billie...

This Porta Potty Cleaning truck.

milkers

priorities

Anon braps

One of these elves is not the same

Yes

I live with....

Someone is gonna die and he doesn't know yet

I like those odds

Don't forget to update your Euro notes

My cat started doing some Gymnastics

This kid is the worst.

Soy chorizo!

Somethings not right with my Frozen book

Never Fans

So my dog likes to stand like this when he is startled

I didn’t know the first part, but the second part is intuitive.

I wonder what kind of stuff one has to go through to write a book like this

Best tool indeed

Let your sister drive they said. It'll be fun they said.

My fiancé and I have a system, I eat the chocolate waffers and I save him the cream so he can make these monsters

His mom cut his bangs.

shittiest company on the planet

Ah, Kaboom KABOOM!

Hey, what's wrong with my cat?

My daughter got a ring light for Christmas. Are we using it right?

Hindsight 2020

For 2021 I got myself a calendar with daily *** quotes. Here’s to day one!

I ordered a laser engraver in October, it finally came in.

Heeheehee

When September Ends

We're even now, ***.

IRS, open up!

Thanks uncle sam

Good news, bad news

soon

cursed

Sing it together...

You’re welcome

Just kickflip it

My first run of 2021.

Walmart has a plan for your $600 stimulus check!

Pigeon 12 pro max

Volunteers needed

I work at a hotel and found this on an empty pizza box.

In local news

Very family oriented

Lets try our best ^_^

Another year as the last unmarried in the family.

Look at dem artifacts on the bars

Stay home

I saw Morgan Freeman in Mexico today. The pandemic hit us all

Thinking the wife had a bit too much to drink last night, found this in the fridge this morning

wisdom

I won’t name names but looks like SOMEONE ate their mom’s lipstick