Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
212,994 8-Year Club
The sad part is, they're right
Seen in kerrville
Ever get that feeling you are being followed?
Don't finger em!!
The long forgotten chemical compound!
Happy snip-snip day to my husband!
FEAR THE NIPPLE
Guys, don't hit Bob!
Easily the funniest birthday card I've ever gotten
maybe i should put on my combat gear and just go burn police stations with my brehs. in minecraft.
Signal Strength: Eggcellent
Godspeed, you magnificent ***s
Better then spiderman slap
Hope I'm not too late with this one
There really be girls like this out there, watch out
Oh sweet ducks
Got my first round of vaccinations today. Not gonna lie, I found this a little disconcerting.
I took this photo. Indeed, this is a photo taken of my own accord.
This ambulance my son got in a pack of toy cars... Ted Bundy must own the company
Pro chess player tip#1
hi mr fed breh
Wearing a steel helmet, a bulldog guards a London flat, circa 1940.
I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this
What are you warning us about?
What a pussi
we're witnessing history, frens
Jury's still out on how emu-repellant it is
i heard they have large oil brehserves and various WMDs
How does it feel to be inside me?
Wish you were here
The one true viking
How does it not help
I’m sold someone get my a smoke
Clearly this needs some work on
they ok sending your 18 year old brehs to die for oil fields tho
It’s a lil gay
so i came across this intersection tonight
A comic about parsley.
NY subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in this small bag.
Someone at my work has this on there backpack and it just made my day
Well, that was hitting the nail on the head.
As a European living in Canada, it still baffles me why these new pickups have so be so huge!
Google knows it's my Birthday!
Wrecking lives like a wrecking ball
Just microwaving some frozen fish. Nothing to see here
Don't Dead Open Inside
we could have clapped alien cheeks brehs
THEY FORGOT TO INVITE THE CIA BREHS
THE ONLY ART THAT F*CKING MATTERS
Best fake ID ever.
The C*m Man
Received this from my Aunt, she’s a member of her local church . I love the way they blanked out the cursing ! It made me laugh !
tune in tonight
thank you tomi for your brehmarks
I added a few extra details to this Bob Ross painting
america the 3rd world
My father took the time to do this to my mother ladies and gentlemen
B*tchs never get it
I could have cropped this better but it's too late
Looks like I'm the Chad now.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WE DID IT BOYS THE REAL GOAL ACHIEVED
This seems rather appropriate
Yeah, stop it.
Lilo and Stitch
2021 is even crazier.
I've lost so many hoodies
Balanced, as all things should be
Solving Problems at Work
You pushed the NCR back, good on you Caesar
How ironic that that's what Trump's presidency ends with lel
WHICH ONE?! WHICH ONE IS IT?!
MAGApedes BTFO! Where is your god now?
Social distancing measured in Corgis in berlin
Down the hall and to the left