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My daughter asked if I would like to participate in her home school art class... I never really grew up :)
the early bird gets a beating
For my sports ball enthusiasts
The internet is like 90% Tina Belcher
how about saruman?
Holding her right
Dave Chappelle photobombs newlyweds’ first photo as husband and wife
I gave up five years of lurking for this
I wonder why, too!
never would have guessed
the forbidden drincc
Maybe i am a robot
Later made into a gyros
finally i can sleep
My 9 year old son had an only fans tab open. I braced myself. I clicked. I laughed.
The unwritten rule about cats sitting on your lap
Two years ago I didn't quit my job and decided to not chase my dream. Today I still have the same job
Probably not a re
there's always tomorrow
The holy drift
my boy JC
Literally the Patriarchy smh
Alright, which one of you chuckleheads owns this car?
auth-right just keeps on winning
adding eyebrows to Samoyed's
Giving women rights was a mistake. Prove me wrong
Time makes itself felt
Not today, thot
I think my dog has a side quest for me
Wait! Don’t use that!
It be like that sometimes
So your saying I can have it both ways???
Dad's in a nutshell... but in a wholesome way
Fishing at Chernobyl
wait ... VERIFIED ?!
Hey! So glad you all liked by our work yesterday....hahaha so here’s another, hopefully less creepy ¯\__/¯
much like the queen
Probably my favourite haircut, ever
2: they cut your name in their arms
this final was dope. can't wait to see the next season.
Gotta teach these women
imagine getting assblasted over internet comments lmao
covid is just the beginning boys
Explication of Red Foreman about being unlucky
the t-ax on wednesday
YA DAMN GOOMBAS!
A real shame.
Second day of school and I’ve already missed an assignment by 100 years ugh
Between Two Berns
A pug walks into a bar...
So glad Forrest Gump got to go back to the Lincoln Memorial.
What's best though
Dying on an island next to his robot friend
My gf was in charge of setting up the rose petals for her roommate’s engagement. This is how it turned out.
Sometimes, I forget what I named myself in my phone. Makes for some good motivation!
That's why i am a cat person.
Respectable but no
Look, the horizon is straight init?
I picked this up today. It was impossible to leave the shop without it. Locally made.
cost of dying stays stable
worst days yet to come
/k/ is the 10th conflict in literature
Time for a break...