I asked my girlfriend to marry me on NYD; it wasn’t until we looked at the pictures that we realized we were both on one knee...

gOOOOOd question

Walking around and saw this terrifying hedge

My boomerang

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6/10

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Dear Americans,

Sometimes, even if someone tells you how to get there, you never make it to Sesame Street...

Never would have guessed

Soo... just like every other store?

oof

Canadian Drive Thru

Guess my dog has good Photoshop Skills

I didn't mean to cause any trouble, but

Grandma in hell

Say “Muk” Backwards

Paralysis

Delivery for Pavlov

post ur favorita poggers in teh comments breh

Cum

Cult Of Cum

it's free, cant complain

based

Cute is not a valid form of combat

Where are these teachers found?

Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town

When it comes to being last...Baby, we’re the top!

bbbbbbbbbbbreeeeeeehhhhhhhhh

Also Yoda is litterally the adult version of baby Yoda

Hope my kid has good insurance...

10 days before inauguration: haha yeah we don't like drungf either hahaaaha buy our stuff ~~~~

Family releations are relative

Big oof

We gave it a good shot

bruh

Yeah what are you talking about im fine

:-/

Caught the Geico guy snoozin’ today

Always be hustling

Buddy Gator - Plumbing Service

Here's how he can still win

dayum donald

feet

the kid from xbox finally found him

Dementia

Saw this at the local Sonic. My family thinks I’ve lost it. If you get it you get it.

Better then america's ass

phew, democracy is SAVED

The cat seems comfortable in here

m-M-muST buy a paid subscription to ONEDRIVE

oh no

My sister mailed her college graduation invitations to herself.

I've heard of this one

That's it! Switching to Abacus

I’d say that pretty much sums up the first week of 2021

cool invention

Do not be Alfredo I bring you Gouda news

Ááááááá

cool story

yep more politics breh also 1 f = 1 sad react breh

Notice outside a bar

Garbageman

Don't neglect your stonks brehs

:-(

Happens to all rockers

Speaking two words at a time

what a strat

The best gift

Beach souvenir

comms

My dog is very old now and she gets all tuckered out on walkies...so my parents bought her a bag to sit in.

vanquish them

Sad pigeon noises

This name made me laugh

Just Tearable

Respect his miserablness!

Satan Visits Australia

Oh no, the plebians have arived

Sparks Joy

Husband says it's a Navy Seal

lol

Pc...

POW

based

this

based

Ruining childhoods one step at a time...

A match made in heaven

>Paying someone to watch Totally Spies

“Oh my god, i hate you so much”==cat probably

Anon puts on a show

Can't, don't have it on Xbox

Well you didn’t have to do me like that...

obi

They wanna take this away from you!

My local zoo is pretty relaxed about health and safety. Check out the tiger enclosure!

HOP

genev

Stay strapped or get clapped