Top-Notch
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it don't exist.
Or quack your head.
Doctor Phil logic
A lil' predator.
You activated my trap card
Ranked #1 in the industry!
We all have favorites, right?
Please Tim, make it true with Johnny and Eva
haha yes
I never noticed none of my colleagues has nose ring. Its true.
They set them selves up for that one
Advice more true than ever.
My daughter turns 1 next week. She learned to play hide and seek today
It's - a me
Fran Lebowitz looks like Andy Samberg playing the role of an old woman.
Like I had any chance haha *laughs and cries*
gOOOOd wisdom
with a funny hat
I think it would do something else
no, you're the entire pond
Embrace your weakness
Stay strong kings
p e n c
Like the that famous person said, "It's that easy".
Seems accurate for Disney
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
Middle Europe
Meanwhile in Madrid, someone sculpted the Venus de Milo out of snow
it makes it better
Russia started covid vaccinations
The great gig in the sky
He gets it
He unfortunately has a point
F is for Fingering my favorite homie
Too old for stickers?
Lol stupid turtle
A question for the ages!
Well im sold
Day 0 - Training begins... eat egg salad sandwich in front of them to display dominance, installing yourself as the Alpha.
This guy put his divorce on his resume
Should I stop charging it now?
Hit Music
Non of you can appreciate this meme.
If birds had social media
True af
Double photografers
keep him dead
Just throw it on the pile
No they are not
Yes... yes it is.
Sadly
omigosh
s n i f f
OOOOF got her
Hand up who's coming?
Wasn't this rule already in place pre-covid?
I don’t think that’s an organ but gOOOOOOd choice
So much chill
uwu
Looking at you, Bezos
rip
Sl*ut
hmm
nani
It was my dads birthday today but we didn't have the right numbers so we got creative
Order some mentos if you want to play
Ban
Sad
Before vet..... After the good meds
:^)
I dont speak japanese
uh oh
Is... is this true?
:v⠀⠀⠀
Friendly Pupfire
Please try bois
Hand it over! You obviously don’t deserve a pokedex
True
Bonk.
:-(
I love driving on mushrooms
temperature check
bap bap bap By Lucas Turnbloom.
Yikes
Buddy Gator - Bedtime Story
Some Swedish animal names translated literary
*** the USA on Mondays
This pen holder my forensics teacher has
I feel this...
UTI inbound
American Breakfast
Line for port-a-potty in Lake Tahoe!
oh no! anyway
doggo
Swisher not sweet
Pretty g*y to me
I always curious to hear what names derive from
honk