How to get candy fast!

He is doing his best, heading west to sleep in his nest.

Turn up the heat!

When someone is bullsh*tting you

Yeet Machine

Sent to me from my loving SO.

Hahaha goteeem

which team do you choose?

True words king

The real heroes

Mmmhm Percilla waifu

Good ol' days

Been there

Come on wamen

(:<

Explain deadlock with a picture

*Starts digging in the Belgian sandbox*

Not a bad way to go

Math through life

Cheers

This happens too often

Finally finished my camouflage vest collection. I am feeling so proud of myself

Hmmm yes fair fight

Somebody returned this person's dog poop

*** biggers

Dogmas and dogpas for anarchy.

You gai bruh

This shit ain't right.

Old format, still gold

Facehugger mask for the win!

Forever Cone

Was lit

The Blizzard of '21

I am not asking

*p0rnhub intro plays

*3 grunts in quick succession followed by 2 grunts of slightly higher pitch*

So deep

Is this pregnancy book accurate?

There was place for Jack

Silly doggos

Why do you do this, I just want my icecream

People are the worst

East vs West mentalities

vibrator goes bzzzzz

War is hell

Me looking for RE8 memes on HL

I've spent an embarrassingly large portion of the quarantine photoshopping stupid shit together. This is no different.

yes

On our notice board this morning.....

Window Washer.

Albert Duckstein

LIES!

based though

Hi, I'm Bill Ding

Wow they taught me a life lesson

Big Mommy Milkers [OC]

Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Vegans are bad

This very funny yet true sign

Just trying to get some help on my history test

Do they have value?

Aaaaaaaa

She's a little fishy

He ded

Nice

How things changed.

Thank god I paid attention to biology

bonk it anyway

Shoe Dog

PETA at it again

Reduce friction and wear

I- wha-

I CANT UNSEE THIS NOW

Depression? What's that?

If you don't get the craft, you cant get the shaft

How....how did my oven roast this one tot?

Came across this tonight

Thinking about this sign

Bro I just did something wrong in front of it!

Yeah..... *day dreams*

i hope i do well

Even I can't escape it

Lmaooo got ya fam

Technically they were both 60 years

succ

Are u going to buy fifa 2021?

KK vs Godzilla Ending Leaked

Ah yes a fair fight

I'm a civil war

Ey DaDDY-O

This is a large meteor crater in Arizona. It missed the visitors' center by only a few feet.

Intrusive Thoughts

Got to find a new reef

OC - anyone else living permanently as a goblin now or just me?

Will you help me turn these house fries into home fries?

Bob Ross a bad motherfcker

A washroom in the moon.

fall for it

Stupid Questions

My wife had the virus and I didn't so she makes me wait in the car when we get groceries. I made a sign.