twitter screen shots for my breh witch of sand

Sooo this happened at work today, didn’t notice until 4 hours into my shift....no one else has noticed yet....

Yes

Picked the wrong week to log off for a few days.

My understanding of the stock market

crossover episode

if you a hedge funder and u dont jump out of window u aint a breh. in minecraft.

Currently at Robinhood

Straight ticket to heaven

"Girls, smile for the camera!"

I miss you Mom

Her ya go cumtessa

Stonks indeed

Went for a walk today and found out that someone in my town has a sense of humor!

Pro gamer move

Saw this today lol

U good bro? <3

accurate

Interesting turn of events

get ready comrades

*smashes steering wheel

you go guys

Gamestop is a shitty company Ohh i member.

You make it hard

Biased

Butterfly effect

Totally metal

accurate

Distribution of Wealth

brehs is yall ready to see them hedge funders jump off windows. in minecraft

Do your part

Give me the job!

motivation is everything

yay

Relaxing whale sounds

:^)

Doh! :)

Wait, that's not what we meant!

For the past 2 years this house down the road has had a giant penis bush and I’m the only one who seems to notice.

Great job Capcom

I'm stuck

You gotta pump those numbers up.

Cutest doggos on earth

morshu's paradise

Honesty is humble

Thots will be thots

Space Skating

B R U S H Y O U R T E E T H

Nooo

30 years of this shit.

why waifu....

Something we can all laugh at

PSA: when fishing is life....

Designated survivor

I’ve been color blind for 16 years but today I finally finished my first Rubik’s cube.

:-/

For anyone wondering what the whole WSB / GameStop situation is all about

:^)

Made with MS Paint (OC)

Customer Communication

Well I was not thinking of that answer

Gork and Morket

Moving In

Cocoa

Dude, where's my carbon?

Dafoe Family

2021 is going to be wild

Cowpost

Kong WITH Godzilla

Crazy Cat Lady

No, there are no more pixels

Yes, because it’s an ad

Perfection

I would go to gym.. IF IT WASN'T CLOSED!

YOU CAN DO IT

Yellow domg fumny

Snoooooooooop

Our librarian put this sign up and when asked why said she likes making fun of us .

Finally a cure

CORRECT

Ahahahahah *cries*

Haha don't stop

Damn

Why?! Do you think it's funny?

This is why humans can’t evolve any further

or the "let's leave the ***ing oil in the ground" technology

I'm hard

It was just a letter. How was I supposed to know what people would spell out?

That's how I roll *puts on sunglasses*

Probably been done before me

Dam those legs look smooooth

Nice bro! You should post videos of you pissing haha jk

dammit

Keeping you in the loop

its like a title of a light novel/manga

The Croc Rocket

The mainstream media right now

I watched my 3 year old daughter slide these Ritz Crackers under my mother in law’s TV about 4 weeks ago. I’m not saying a word.

Only good vibes

Best Robert California quote