Mandate

Pop sex symbols make so much more sense to me now

Zero Sum Game

My girlfriend likes to check my search history from time to time... left her all of this.

alpha

winged hussars want to know your location

We are all Skywalkers

With all my respect to the dog,yes or no?

Ready for launch

Asked my friend how her lockdown was going having dealt with a fresh litter of 4 cats and and a lively 3 year old.. this was the response I got. Face says it all.

And here we have a rare glimpse of the mother allen key nursing her young.

lel

think for yourselves ffs

Good thing you have that warranty

I’m dying! I’m dying! I’m dying!

just ignore the anal furry vore haha :D

This truck has a jellyfish launcher

l a m p - o i l

I hope others find this as funny as I did.

Front page of the Sunday paper.

kids...

other peoples -" I do not let my pets on the furniture" ----------- this is Our Dog

Why you gotta do me like that

I love you Jesus Christ.

Should had gotten a sitter that night

Turns out the Neon Bible was right

The years have not been kind to my gears

y e s

Reflection view from toilet looks like cookie monster.

I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch

A question as old as time

careful on my edges, normalfag scum

Groots hot new GF

We will build an army

End of the fellowship

A misspelling so bad that I had to Google it just to make sure it wasn’t a real word I’ve never heard of

Game Spot

I now have plans for next weekend

DNA for gummies

Makes sense to me

Why Wear A Mask?

lel

Classy architecture

You guys understand, right?

If dogs had Tinder

:^)

YAMETE

Daniel Craig attending the opening night of No Time To Die.

Chicken and Chicken Zip

First letter

Saw this in the clinic today.

TIL that I'm a jellyfish...

England can cut their own ***ing grass

Godspeed my son

Two Doctors texting each other

Not the mods though

This house is only one foot long

post

Do you know what it's like to be in hospitality during COVID?

heh

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubrehuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

suckLE on my kneepLE

Playing cards against humanity with a couples friend, this was exceptionally harsh.

Let's Jenkins this ***s

BREHS THE LETTERS ARE NO LONGER MOVING

My response when people ask me if I work out

Thank you, Satan

Doggo seeing snow for the first time

I suppose you all wonder, why I have gathered you here today.

Please do not feed the animals.

stonknt

TIME TO TAKE THE STREETS AGAIN BREHS MAKE EM JUMP MAKE EM PAY WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

brehs how go sleep

only in england

no.

bottom feeding pranksters

Thanks grandpa....

Hot content only

Squish

Teething has begun

Yahoo! I’m rich!

The "my drunk ass" hit close to home

Playing Resident Evil Village

*** em breh *** em breh *** em breh

I’d use it

smush

Fecking kek

Go Go Vader

these buff breads

Not this time fed boi

Qauck!

based

Burned my hand cooking, made it look better! I call him, Ryan "Goose-ling"

Yikes

horinbood

Quick COVID-19 Anal test!

meet Bowie!

R I G G

Weaknesses of Super Heroes

Lakitu