The first Amazon employee to take a break from work

Ah yes, parenting

good point

Fus Roh Dipper!

The one day my son didn't wear his blue Eddie Bauer puffy jacket from Costco to the playground

Life was going pretty well until I saw this

peace in our time

Rollerblading.

Life’s too short for boring pants

English lesson for the day...

Stocks go brrrrrrr

Ｅｍｏｔｉｏｎａｌ

Friend cross-stitched me lyrics from a famous movie balad!

I call her Crystal

Oh, so that's what it means...

I'd like to order a happy meal please

Found an Escapee

I love the smell of united West in the morning

Chadwick promised he could handle our rainy season

Live your truth.

   

One of my hometown churches is being cheeky again

smol bobs < big bobs

Well, yeah

sad face

zoom cat

Poaching is fine in my book.

What a mf

2021 experience so far

No horny boys!

Florida-Man is real you guys

Im not sure if legit. Hes dumb but not THAT dumb

Yeah, you might call yourself a runner, but have you done the Portsmouth Unicorn?

*Frog Bread*

Domino's with your motivation for the week

Without any past or future, less than dead, they never were

Has anyone seen pokematic lately?

just brainwash your workers that union is bad for them lel

How is yours?

I annoy my wife by doing this every time she posts a landscape photo.

Robos

At least you get to watch?

It is wednesday (without my consent) my dudes

don't frick with me

thank you, cursed man, very cool

Batman's New Phone

oof

Their team wasn’t able to score a goal in 5 consecutive games so they started showing them where the goal actually is.

killing myself would upset me mommy tho

Who knew and didn't tell me?

Everyone needs to see this

Light speed stucks

Ave True to Caesar

Creative imagination

Close your eyes

Educate yourselves, bigots

Impossible to know

“Slipped”

Was he really that bad at aiming?

Building gaming PC in 2021

Why indeed

kinda sad

Stupid sexy kitten

Money can do many things

Stonetoss never misses

breh

HOLD!

I was wrong about Islam

we played ourselves

Kek

About warning...

TIL about Cumbrellas

uwu $GME

Heh

A sign at the vets office

My parents recently purchased a digital picture frame, and they have yet to discover my contribution.

Can't blame the AI logic

brehs take back the power

Got Pokémon stickers today... one wasn't like the others...

22222

The Dark Side of God

:-(

pink

breh

I think he worries about me sometimes...

Sign Your Name

based

Hole is a hole

a simple reason, but a good one

Deluxe

I font think you saw that coming

UwU

yay

:^)

he comet suicide

he monke tho

only in michigan

1111

Future me is gonna have a heart attack when he opens up the attic

I made this yesterday SNOW TOILET