Fasten your seatbelts

Staging my house for pictures tomorrow. I believe this Easter egg will attract the right buyer

Her car kept getting stolen so she kept this note addressed to future thieves in the glovebox.

More shocking humor

I'm beginning to think we might have a mouse.

Wizard's Duel

cheese

Just had our twenty week ultrasound. Kid says he’s doing fine.

...

Pet owners relate

This is how you get exposed in the Netherlands

Damn they’re serious about their work

A piece of art I noticed above the urinal at a bar

Glocks not ***s

old man

Preparing for February 14th

I might be an adult woman, but I still pulled over for two boobs.

ctrl + f slovenia = 1 of 94

The joy of being a parent to three young girls...

fluffers

i remembered this

burn

i cry every time

Snack Bagans

hood

sunny

Women shoes

Thoughts?

What my food sees through the microwave door.

At least it's not 0

mosin edgelords

I was late for work because I spent so much time looking for my glasses, had to use my spares.

well some people are into that

Now I'm not a doctor but I think this checks out

That's a twist!

Playing with a bowling ball

Hey do you guys like NoStAlGiA??

x-ray

"I never wanted to be a wizard..."

Some things transcend all barriers

happy times

nice

Where I'm from it doesn't snow, so this is my first snowman now I'm in Europe. It's not very good but I hope it brightens your day!

Please

Conspiracy theory.

Relax

Tom Brady!

My daily life is summed up with this

A very chill snowman

Is he trying to tell me something?

I don't think he will ever retire

It really could’ve

When all else fails...

All I could think of during the halftime performance

Juan Thornhill the perfect Super Bowl cleats

Shout out to the officials for carrying the buccs through the first half

SB 2021

Update: 6 months in and he found it. I put a sticker over my roommates car emblem and it took him over 200 days to find. Overall he took the joke well

Custom deck, right on budget.

120

Super Bowl 55

it's ok

This man showed me the future today.

Weird half time show this year...

WE MADE THE SUPER BOWL

Congratulations to the weekend on a great Super Bowl halftime performance.

Tespit

news

love is simple

That extra 300 sec.

This Man’s custom jersey

Great.

Oumuamua

The doctor said I should eat more colorful foods...

Soon guys, it's gonna happen soon.

Do not judge anyone at first glance, there may be a palm tree behind him !!

Went from 0 to Ara Ara

fun fact

Now that's a man who knows Super Bowls

all mine

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

cops

brehggins

Just sitting here waiting.

Hey guys, I found this just in case anyone needs it

.,,,,

breeeeeeeeeeeeh

Makeup Makes Difference

sad

heh

i'm Hungary

me and the boys after some heresy

why you be mad?

war

This is how it should be done!

i know it's petty but i'm bitter cause i'm single lol

Joke's not mine, I wouldnt know

nice

Too much catnip the night before!

prank