Guide to never having sex

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I can as well

That last sentence really hits hard.

Anytime…

I 3d printed a Julius Caesar pencil holder bust for my mom.

Who does this

The perfect spot

Probably the Russian Hacker

The mind body problem

On May 5th, 1818, Karl Marx was born. Made a meme about it because no one else did.

Crap war

Don’t cheap out on the important things...

Sincerely -god

The tummy returns

Molly has been losing her vision with old age, here she is looking out the window.

how the hugelol mods were really chosen

Teachers appreciation week...

Got some bad news for you babe

Man I’m a MILF

They never stood a chance

The Holy Story of Kung Fu Panda

Why should a tiny nation across the sea regulate the price of tea?

What were they actually called?

Based af

The best redemption arc

That might be a few people on here

Despite reading the manga I was not prepared for "that" part

Nature is ***ing sexy.

No one cares about stormtroopers

Rawe ceek

Sweet plan

Medicine baby

well they do learn fast

Some things are just meant to be

Wholesome

Stick is best stick

id be shitting my self if the previously unbeaten Japanese empire was that close

Americans

Plains go brr

Too true, remember 1/30/72?

Hmmmmmmm sure

An alien baby coming up next?

The Algorithm is at it again

Damn. Maybe it's true

To all of our 2021 Graduates

This happens more than it should

How Benito won

I am always 3 steps ahead losers

Even at the 5th. May Love be with you!

WAH!!!!! What’s the point then?

So. Is the red one safe to insert?

America, *** yeahhhhh

Never use responsibility

My son wanted to play Hide and Seek. He might go pro.

Oh why didn't I figure it out earlier

Patient Ottomans in 3 of the 5 longest sieges in recorded history...

remember what this mask nonsense will inevitably lead to

We don't associate with your kind

I’m sorry I lied

What if she means it platonically!

Better study for my prostate exam then

Gru is really using pp power.

A funny and clever title

European colonial powers establish the borders of african countries. 1885

May 17th, 2004 Mr. Ted Cruz and Mr. Donald J Trump tie the knot in the first legal same-sex marriage.

It’s technically still may 4th

Can't recommend hentai now can I...

He didn’t mean it he was just trying to be a bro

Googly eyes make everything better.

accurate

Lol zoomer

knowledge

I knew a girl that got the same nickname but didn’t get it from doing anything that hardcore

Rip Napoleon

Sexbots have become more realistic than reality

It's not wrong tho.

Janny go home

Anon changes the topic

Have space for something wholesome here?

Vive L'Empereur

Oh yeah they are

good job

At least we have something common

Don’t ask them about the Romani

Think tank....

possibly dark mode friendly?

Who's better ?

Oh no, why didn't that work

First news report of the Schlieffen plan in action

Tis but a sad life

Yet he was jailed for 2 lifetimes for getting a kid killed in the process

just children having fun

*happy noises intensifies*

Mikes a retard

anime make me horny now 10/10

You wot m8?

flex

I am SPEED

pocket dimension