I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they might look like. Here’s Angie from today after I asked for her account number.

welcome back

Soon we’ll have triple

Mylck, the milk of the gods

Warhead, Splitter of Atoms

Nothing beats the power of friendship

Everything good up there chief?

My favorite senior quote from my yearbook

T H E O D O R E

So much, I can't even remember....

Hey guys, you all playing your pokemans on your gamepads?

*Evil Laughter Intensifies*

Why are your standers so low?

Objections?

I have a good aim though

bouta get bat-bonked

I’ve had this Mr.Krabs on my keychain for a while but lost the faceplate so now everyone thinks I’m carrying around a uterus

Ill ***ing do it again

his heart was in the right place

Piece of art

I take my root seriously!

Quokka yeet

1776 never forget brits

Well can’t argue with that

I guess we have a new appliance

These lyrics gonna be fire.

yea..

Where's the beans?

I present you - My shitty sense of humor.

Don't look

what a chad

On a post about Rick Harrison

I'm BACCCCCCK

Probably been done before, but let's give it a shot.

Someone: *invades Russia*; Russians:

Matsumoto Castle' in Japan looks magical in the snow!

My mom Blamed Canada.

:^)

Ive been biking to work in the cold every morning, my co-worker noticed and knitted me a scarf and beanie.

Stole this from Latex R Memes For Statistical

Mega chad

extra pineapple

An intresting tittle

M'lady

Conspiracy theory?

Pretend that i made a title.

Not every politician is corrupt

Into debt

we live in a society

I am so sorry for this

Interviewee is a director at the "laboratory of sleep" in a university.

Pandemic priorities

>:O

I really don't get why ppl do this

we want 15$ an hour

Genghis Khan would be proud

I'd run away too

An act of kindness.

Turtle power

Two boys teaching each other parts of their culture . Photography credit: Robert Halmi.

A sculpture completely made of metal

Inspiring

Who....

They actually do this!

Pool play

This barber has seen some shit

Otis the trator

yes.

Spoons always get the last laugh

What is a keybord

She’s a keeper=)

It weighs almost as much as a kilogram of steel

This doesn't look like the pictures on the website at all

Haha no dad funni

Now it explains why my memes are so shitty.

Sorry for all the blank space, couldn’t really find pictures.

One for wine lovers everywhere.

Top 3

Rematch

Careful with your sticks

Classical Nudes

Behold, the reason we’re still in this blasted pandemic.

PTSD intensifies

Why do I hear potatoes?

8 legged insect exceedingly distant from own abode

based chingchong

Please don't tell on me

Achievement Unlocked: Frontpage

Since you can't breathe in a mask...

bruh

*hits blunt* woaaaah dude

space is fake, the americans made it up

ew dude cringe

Man’s rich because he has a heart of gold.

John Brooker of Norfolk, UK, spent 13 years turning his 150-Ft-long hedge into a giant dragon.

Oct 16, 1943 a handful of Jews fled to Fatebenefratelli Hospital in Italy what happens next is heartwarming !

poor elon

Will you shut up man

Humans are so interesting

I wish I had dreams like this