American soldier and Afghan Army engaged in a hand to hand combat, 2011

My dick is throbbing as I post this

*Smacks head* Why didn't I think of that!

Here's a Kit-Cat for you

Not much of a restaurant goer

the queen watches her prey from afar, waiting patiently for the right moment to strike

Meanwhile, the Ad Quality is Consistent Across the Board

My boy Deznal

How long before this is deleted, too?

Enjoy your day!

It’s a gift

The Force wanted it so

Thank you Terry, very cool

Finally, inner peace..

Its Vector!!!

Yeah babe whatever

Strong enough?

ETA of the ETA

A true blessing indeed

Me after posting a meme.

"My ass is cumming!!" "*** did you just shit on my penis"

Really sad

Ah yes, I truly am learning

i already know it bro

His wisdom is never-ending

Get your shit right

Goodbye, Sweets

He knows what the ladies like

One of the hardests challenges

You Have No Idea How High I Can Fly

nice

Groovy

A must have

Sad expert noises

When Peach gets kidnapped the 5th time this week [OC]

Vibrator go brrrrrr

*Nostalgia go brrr

Someone needs to spread these words.

Saving the earth is chad behaviour, maybe even giga chad

Yes, that's a cat!

LinkedIn Park

I can't believe that I already have spent one year on this website...

No need to thank me!

Don't ok?

Sure he will

No A/C... No Problem.

♫ He was made to rule the waves but didn't manage a single voyage ♫

Kerminate or Exterminate

Inflatable meat sacks

They are very generous

*Crazy Shouting Noises*

Buoyancy has entered the chat

Why does it take so long

Texas is knocking.

I need money

Dont give up hope like me

And I trimmed the bushes to make it look bigger

Old school doctors knew how to party

He is a man among boys

I hope they don't ruin it.

I thought the point of animation was to be unrealistic

"What if they just wanna start a conversation?"

Thanks China

stop bullying

The new lone star law

My struggle

Survival in a nutshell

Next on House Hunters

well that's quick

Crunchie

Only G's will get it

Congrats now let's go home

The only way I can be me!

Sweden needs some appreciation too..

I second that

The one on the right

Jimmy wanted to become an arcitect

please microsoft dont

I haven't forgotten you HL.

The celts loved fashion

Simp is simp

banger

This is just bananas!

Really power

What do Confederates and Nazis have in common? Revisionist historians

Vibin'

They sure do know their job.

Buddy gave me a keepsake hands molding kit for my anniversary. We are still children at heart.

Morshu is Based

maybe one day...

The way he looks at me

hayasaka best girl

They get advertising and profit, and we get good anime openings

Thank you Lucky Star :)

Is today April 1st?

rAiD aReA 51

Thank you Arkhipov for not pressing the button

Try me baby

'Nobody expects the Edict of Grace' just doesn't have the same ring to it

These little kids are scary at times