Oh, well that's a relief. Thanks fortune cookie.

MacGyver could do it!

Smells like 1776 in here

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired

Surrender your doots.

...Allies?

Posted this on three other subs and thought you guys would like it too

A wind storm blew a porto-potty into an intersection in Pittsburgh, PA today....

Help me step-ship

POV:

Shit bussin though

Brilliant!! Make that money on stupid questions lol

It‘s funny how you always...

Get the **** out

YUBI YUBI

dying feels a lot like having to pee

The knife yes.

Nostalgia is real

Getting shells today

I work at a call center. Sometimes, I like to draw what my particularly rude callers might look like. Here’s Gino from today, who blurted out his address the second I answered.

What's yer poison?

Neko Maid-sama

Joe halted 40% of all global trade, making him tonight's big loser

madame is high in the air

Cute and mean at the same time.

Headed to the Suez Canal

2 year old are insane

So you were capping huh?

This is deep.

Japan to the rescue

This is a very thoughtful and insightful title. Okay now go and look at the meme

The main reasons you don't buy a house next to a farm.

Lmao stop

You gotta think about this one

Kepler made astronomical contributions!

It’s not racist if it’s against white ppl amirite

It would help

posting this because why the *** not

The floaty boi did it

The church on my street is roasting virgins for Easter

Yellow card

Sad as hell, sad as hell

Reject bikinis. Embrace cursed captains

Belisarius: That's how I defend

Let this poor guy alone

It’s a meme

Cat just had a nap next to some giant triangle in the desert; they're feline fine

Seems like a no-brainer to me.

"sorry guys, we didn't know it was stealth"

Boat needs to be not stuck

Dank of death

Don't you remember the fifth of November

Too bad girls don't exist

The differences are so interesting

Thanks, aqua. Very helpful.

If only he'd made it into the art school

Incredible job

They were, after all, the panzer elite

Fits the format better than the canal

Every 40+ year old woman on Tinder these days

guys he just needs a hug

struggle

You may make mistakes, but at least they're usually not "we can see your mistake from space" bad.

My indian warrior name would be "Paws-For-A-Cause"

Day 2 of making English memes until I forget to post something

Trying ... Trying ...

Who they gonna tell ?

Bog it

Very smort idea

World economy go brrrr!

Apple Juice > orange juice

Everybody here needs more hobbies

Who knows, someone might end up finding another Continent

Who wouldn't like this... Oh wait, that's who

Imagine losing multiple wars to a tiny backwater peninsula

Coffee maker not hot...

Nothing surprises me anymore

Nerfed Weapons Bad

Empire my ass

'Whomsoever opens my tomb shall unleash an invader more terrible than I' -Timmy

One would say it is inexistent

nothing against people who like light mode but dark mode needs to get more common in memes

both...

Why would you want to go to India?

*crying

Eye opening

I can’t even count how many times this has happened

Fits well

Drama queen

somebody is getting fired

U mad Bismark?

Military go brr

and then you hear the birds chirping and it's already tomorrow

When pizza delivery is at the door but you are afraid your cat is gonna run away...

Too much ammo

Phone Repairs

fixed

*** you Andrew Jackson

Co-workers zoom background made me laugh.

The Irish Catholic Church starts to create birth limits