They want me to write something about myself. I do my best to be funny, and I am short.
62,996 Karma Hunter
They just don't get it.
Impregnating lightning, very very frightening
Metal arm go brr
About to get a lot more painful for everyone involved
Cause I‘am male nurse, too...
So about 6 years ago I lost my wedding ring. I ended up getting a tattoo rather than replace it. We have moved twice since then and live in a different state. My wife just found it in old purse.
Can't have fun
Cars was the best trilogy I've ever seen
men in a nutshell
It’s what the world needs right now.
He's too powerful to be left alive!
'How hard can it be?'- George Washington, 1776
Meme made in dark mode as well
Still gonna drink it anyway
Actually sends dissidents to prison camps like a boss
He just re-re-rediscovered it
France and Spain have an island that switches between them every 6 months. Yes, really
Fresh out the Gulag
Bravo bunny going dark
You look "splendand" today
Harry's stay in the United States is going off the rails
*Sad Gordon Ramsay noises:(
Organs are for the weaklings
*cue Jurassic Park theme*
They didn’t like that
You are genius you moron.
get ready brehs i may have spammed politically but with moderation and humor
It wasn't pretty
Boss's son gets the promotion, a tale as old as time.
'Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse'- Che Guevara, 1967
Human sees animal
I feel betrayed.
The Franks sure loved doing Political compass speedruns
Too normie for me
T2 was a good movie
Making a meme of every country's history day 45. The Vatican
War of """"Religion""""
Fidel Castro addressing the nation on Liberation day,
Putin want licky suck
I always shoot for the stars
The cavemen caused all this madness for sure
Oh, my bad
Communism, go home, you’re drunk
they terrify me
Eminem rap battles Hitler 1945
Happy Easter y'all
I don't get payed enough for this shit
This is mega brain time ...
Not a fan of this template but it has it's has some good ones from time to time
My Christian friend sent me this, I think it belongs in here too!
what's your favorite brand of van?
I have spent a half hour reading the sub rules
Happy Easter you hellbound degenerates
Thick thighs save lives!!
this belongs to a museum
The beginning of my trust issues
Achievement unlocked next level friendzone
Yes, YOUR joke!
Australia... not even once.
Oxygen not included
Haha jews memes go brrrr
Gate signs have now peaked
I still don't get the connection
3d in anime... Naah
the 30 year old macedoooner
The first monarchy is established
The gingerbread we ran away from
The USA in a Nutshell
I thought this suits the theme!
Let a man dream
Really got you thinking! !
hate this guy
This sign in Denver, Colorado
How long is that line??
Pls dont do this
Every time I take the pizza out of the oven
They sure helped
Remember proper social distancing!
First Legal Interracial Marriage Ceremony in Alabama,