man I wish my girlfriend did this... if she existed

You better run. You better take cover.

Too much effort, too little reward

She needs several bonks though.

big oof

cringe

parade

Oh, come on, they said please

Hans Please...

That was a boring day

Who tf listens to Daily mix 6

The Holy land

I'm totally surprised

°°°°°°°°°°°°

While you messing around, she was studying the blade...

Hehe.

Milf Lia - Puck

I choose water

it's Saturday, yay

Bruh, so relatable

See it everywhere

Ronald Reagan did nothing wrong

RIH Big Dog

bad joke, i know

My daughter sucks her top lip in all the time and I figured out who it reminded me of

Expensive car joke I’m too poor to understand.

take him back Andrea

So much for honesty

My girlfriend's cat sleeping on top of the brooms in her families shop

this is me brehs but zyzz said we all gonna make it so i gotta trust the program

Marketing

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me at the club

kindof

I can make this joke...

urgh

I call it, “angry martini”

Found this image, made this meme

*sad noises

Thanks google

Embrace Tradition

relateable

POV: you are Keith Shadis

See when I was a boy I never developed adequate title-writing skills

bonk

A test? Knot a problem for Alexander

I never found my name

Bonjour l'europe!

This post was made by Europe gang

The worst trade in history

God damn it John

plant radish

same

The Post-War era was a strange time.

Average medieval day

Einstein explaining that speed is relative

japanese

Is it bring your knife to work day or something?

I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that i'm invisible to the eye

joe lieberman

outsmarted

Captcha is getting harder every day

Considering the marriage policies of the Austrian Habsburgs, it isn't far from the truth

I'm sorry but Bhutan says your country doesn't exist.

me too!!

I was playing Tropico 5 when I first heard about this... Then I Googled it. Who would've known.

yunyun's offer

ra.ra.ra.ra....rasputin

In Germany you can drink at age 14 with supervision

When the sign speaks the truth!

what a chad

'Well, this blows'- Kublai Khan, 1281

damn

Cutting your grass for the 1000th time

she is somehow really pretty

This post is brought to you by our perpetual dictator Sulla

HR works FOR the company. Not you. Remember that

Both dudes fuk

Ah, the french.

titties not included

bacteria

It’s not like I want to make a trade or anything.

एजुकेशन

frenemies

Shrt pst

Nothing to see here, please carry on

What is this thing you call "skin", I've neer seen it

That's what you get for not feeding my delusion!

We should tell those girls that it’s fake

Two sisters and a brother got matching tattoos, that's a real brother right here

Basically the entire history of the 3 century

The Never-Ending Saga

*Breathes in, BOI

Trying to explain nekomimi to my friends

he miscalculated

Temptation too strong

A perfect example

Photosynthesis and chill

DMX

A little bit of monika