I apologize to the dark mode users.
No dreams are too big
Dam mc toy have gotten to big now
I will ***in do it again
*grabs my manboob*
FINALLY!!! It’s been too long
I go running tho sometimes after having processed that
Is it a law of nature that every Tupperware cabinet must look like this?
In case anyone was wondering
sad but what can i say
Eastern Europe during XX century.
Yom Kippur war was something else
It's that easy
The last year has been hard on everyone...
recaptcha :prove you are human
Revive the Spanish and Portuguese Empires!
No more kernel, only peace
When you have nothing to lose, you are truly free
Harsh lands breed tough people.
If they have white hair your best choice is to run
Bing would work better
Trojan is a terrible name for a condom brand
Next up on Secret Weapons of the Confederacy.....
what is a "pregnant"?
An often forgotten dick move.
Minecraft: Powering Imagination
Looks like im the bad boi now
He thinks it’s a phone.... but it’s snot
It's literal finger food
Only 69 pages left
*** lolis all my homies hate lolis
If the OP sees this then I am sorry for your loss
you know i’m something of a boob guy myself
This would make the movie way more enjoyable.
Even back then they had to put up with constant whining
*heavy metal starts playing*
Making a love is war meme with every meme format I can until a new episode is released, day 163
Well, heck, why not...?
How even dare you
And ill finish the whole series in 3 days
Manifest destiny go brrrr
Red and Blue always
My teacher had so many cards
Quentin Tarantino proof reads the final script for Django Unchained
A local music store in my town has had this sign up for a few days. The shoe store across the street finally replied
If I made at least one person happy, I'm happy
Her name is clarence
Wasabi the japanese spitz doing a heckin good photobomb
this how it sometimes do be brehs
I wasn't the smartest
Tricky Dick was a real cold ***.
If an e-girl asked their simp army they could actually storm area 51
my parents work at pizza hut
you lost your prince but i can be the king you always deserved
Dominance is a very visceral thing
God i hated this
My father really dressed to impress for the day of my birth
when the student gets bored in physics class
Terrible first date
They make a good couple
Time travel exists
Pretty proud of myself
They were 14 good years.
From the shitty past to all of you
Always doing too much
Jokes on you I’m into that
Hitler Youth member poses with his girlfriend
Youll are nasty
That's one way to go
60 years ago today. Happy Yuri Gagarin Day!
Grandma is the true saviour
The perfect employee doesn't exi---
Anime > Science Teacher
Relationship pro tip