Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such war movies such as 'Tora! Tora! Tora!'

man I used to love chicken run as a kid

Uber's viral marketing campaign

The Formation of the United Nations

It's time for cuddles

America declares war to Italy - 1945

Man's got needs

Seriously, he causes like 80% of the problems in the stories.

Particles anywhere

Impossible

Founding Fathers had no chill

Thats not even all of them

The Weimar Republic and the following Nazi regime loosened the requirement to be vaccinated

Cute cat-tus

Billy’s True Story

go back goooo baaack

I just keep moving forward...

She has some big eyes

no risk no reward

Hurry up mom!

Mr Peanutbutter got a new gig

“I will never financially recover from this.” -everybody

Wanna know my heart rate?

The tables have been turned

I don't like how much I love seeing that

Don't ever change NASA

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Hmmmmmm starting to see a pattern

Oh you like the Roman cavalry? Name 3 victories

Expand the size of the empire, expand the number of children; the two go hand in hand

owned

Historians sure are a contentious bunch

So much easier

If you're homeless just buy a house.

Battle of cultures

Philosophy is dead

He really wasn’t a good person

Peace out, gamers

So badass.

Welcome dudes

In light of Joe Biden's recognition of the Armenian Genocide

The reason why

This explain a lot

Relevant Info

Only an impure blood can water our furrows and bring about a fruitful onion harvest

Thanks satan!

We’re all adjusting to our new reality.

Gonna get destroyed for spitting straight facts

Libertarians will downvote this...

Weird anime titles ..

Couldn't figure out why our printer ink runs out so fast, then my daughter showed me the copies she has been making of her drawings.

Wonder what James VI/I would think of Scottish nationalism

Checkmate!

Gaming culture

Breaking that third wall

"Big d*ck, mystic known to hypnotize"

A friend broke his hip while skiing. My sympathetic wife made him this.

The difference is as obvious as seeing John Cena

Atleast my lungs are happy

Nagatoro “this is where the fun beings”

F U Kyle

I'd be the most eligible bachelor in Ancient Greece

My friend got a new dog

I cannot wait

+5 bleeding

A classic

Bonfire Unlit

Look how they massacred my Aten...

So tough being a cat these days

Psshh. Who needs titles anyways?

Wonder egg emotionally destroyed me

This is it. It's happening.

Who's the Lucky Lady?

“Hey Siri, call my girlfriend” “Which one?”

The police would like to know your location

Sign outside of coffee shop

Historians call these kinds of situations 'an ambitious crossover'

A Million Reasons

Oh hi, didn't see you there

Battleship: Fun for the whole family!

For my breh

I’ve been scammed but I like it.

Understanding is important

Fasting dificulty: Hard

Euro

I think I’ve found my religion

Breaking Bad and Obi-Wan have the same syllable flow

No no the meme got a point

sus

None of this is real everything is cake

I just want to post my comics please be nice

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Danger glocc

tf did Diogenes do

My time has come...

bruh

The teacher lied to us.

Press X to select your character

Josh.

This happened a lot