Based on a real conversation I had

The Myth Of The HOLE!

Basically porn

If your tolerance makes Jim Crow laws look tame by comparison is it really tolerant?

Even after the operation, the surgeons couldn't change Pierre's mind

The hints in the name

Finally found the cool side of the pillow.

Long live! Masallah

Rest is for those whose parents don’t want to eat

Civilians celebrate as Kim Jong Un invents a new device called television, 2014

little josh is a beast

The Cold War was a crazy time

Pool ramen

nap flowchart

And consider your evolutionary oath fulfilled... Or more like, bamboozled.

Hi shlocks

Breaking News: Paratroopers too cold to be afraid

This is definitely, a 100% real tweet.

Quentin Erdoganino be like

God I love memes.

Hopefully make your Monday a bit better :)

Looking at you Belgium

I get carried

Literally me

the best of friends

The Oscars perfectly summed up in one image

The scroll of wisdom

Quite the conundrum

Lego leg

I become a cherry everyday for 5 minutes

She loves voicing characters with Big Tiddies

I do not control the speed in which nuclear reactors explode

History’s first recorded cucking occurred in Athens 2500 years ago

Pin point accuracy

Indeed.

thank you past me

Power house of the cell

Takes having eyes in the back of your head to a whole new level.

Probably only as bad as a chest X-Ray

America is too weak

Please, just let me sign in...

I hope this chart helps

Just dog stuff

No way... did the teacher really said that?

I hate my past self for saying this-

People live there?

What I’m about to do, I’m going to enjoy very VERY much

Its me mario and luigi mf

apply ice to the burnt area

He's standing very close

Don't jerk off while driving

Ah here we go

Sauce: Higurashi when they cry

Whole world judging them...

miss u uncle

Its on the tip of my tongue

Just some history facts

shinji's signature tears

Lying to kids is fun!

DAVAI! Without pool noodles!

Such disappointment

254

Oi bruv

She should probably run

she's not white she is blanĉhe

"Something something motorhead jargon"

Fishy Co-Workers

Bacon Fact

Aah tension

I was one of those kids

Someone dropped a thing of Worcestershire sauce at work yesterday and it looks like a moose.

I will do this in my 40s

I too am extraordinarily humble

Maybe I skipped that chapter in school

big spear goth gf

Awards season

Gandhi has entered the Avatar State

It has happened.

Noisy Neighbor

I guess you could say there was a certain Gravity to the situation

Doggo went to far.....

Absolute ***ing Chad

"It do be like that sometimes"

Dragons are friends.

Sayu Boob Equation

Responsible Thievery

The hypothesis that explains how we got gains in the brains before we mastered fire

Every discussion about hentai. Always

oi!

shrek simp

I didn't recognize them...I guess

I am a konspiricy tearist myself

what happened?

Plot armor in a nutshell

Hoodie lizard

Yeah, my partner

O pizda...

Touch it, touch the boob

What's yours is mine

"There's a Snake in My Boot!"