My first date with my wife went much like this

Ok, Josh

It wasn't that hard

An honest doormat

Some day I'm gonna move to Florida

what the sign on the right says

Damn, I swear I'm unironically sad

Mike from State Farm has some tight buns.

Defeated female leaves.

true

Me IRL

Yes

Inbasil idk

Table tennis

Yes

Oh brother...

I also have that carpet

Me IRL

I'm not positive that those cameras are 20 years old hope this is ok

Warning: Italians at my local pizzeria

1969: American Space Rangers Engage the Empire during the First Interdimensional War

Just add more honey

No better than the Nazis

Or do you?

How many can there be?

It is!

UN most useful organization confirmed

Doge drill, ENGAGE

oi oi oiii

Rules for thee not for me

This isn't even my final form

HEADing towards CATastrophe!

*** Nestle

“Slow children” roam these streets.

Old Joke, New Situation

“From Director Michael Bay”

Hold on.

What? Exodia? That's impossible!

The harsh reality of friendships.

Metro but IRL

14 time’s the charm

*Stares at each problem intensely*

Don't blame me; it was all the nugget!

mmmmmmmmm i forgrot what im posting

Extensive reading and research be damned!

Truman’s about to do what’s called a pro gamer move

Couldn't hold it anymore

xXXNoScopeTeabagging360XXx

Cue CSI theme

They’re just watching

They are Super Super humans! Be like them

Every where you go, I'll be watching you

I'm sorry guys!

and they say all started with Lola Bunny

Ah yes... Entertainment

The only and exact reason why I still belive in humanity

Me IRL

Welcome to Romania

His face tells it all

Real shít

This will come in helpful to all

The Real Useless Companion

If only it was raining!

Kim Jong Un teaches Barack Obama the art skateboarding, 2014

Extinction isn’t an option

You never stood a chance.

Americans hack

One hand for shield, one hand for the dory

Mein lokale ice cream shop has jokes in two languages

Yes

geh

It’s that time of the week again...

A little bit of cuteness will highlight your day

That's why they're on the other side of the world

Not to mention barefoot in the snow...

Hope, I don't disappoint you...

These people > reno 911 writers

Good zombies.

How much this time Germany?

Y’all remember Illuminati confirmed?

Ah yes, quality editing skills

my dudes

Generational conflict

poor girl

Will you accept his offer?

Vampiria

I have the sex

damn

noice

A lil bit of useless oc

*laughs in insomnia*

Sorry little ones

Covid-19 be like playing plague.inc on casual

Well now I don't want to

It's never enough for you, is it mum?

The majority of it is shit

My Arnor! My Arnor for a wh*re!

Should have fought the partisans

"What do you mean you need payment, I thought you guys just sit in the basement all day long"

true words has never been spoken