At least he gets more than $1

The wind didn't stand a ***ing chance.

Virginity Restored

Definitely cause serious long term damage to gravity falls

I just didn’t do it, ok?

I bet you won't do it

Pff! This virgins samurai...

*blocks with sword*

Just replaced the original emblem on my truck with this

family time

Jokes on you women are even real take your pills

What’s my name again?

I love dad jokes. But in this instance you could say it was a cat-tastrophe.

He lost a large amount of his taste buds for the rest of his life

Zeus better not get glitter all over his shell, or else Hera will be real mad

You can change the us flag for any other and it would still work

do a lifestream

I got a pic of my bf falling off a floaty and just realized there was a guy falling off a boat at the same time

I mean .... yeah I guess

Quite the career progression for Zheng Yi Sao

Sidehoe Bob

Ah, yes...the boob folder

I guess it's worth it.

BDSM play is amazing

Yes, I feel okay now

Why shouldn't I?

maybe the asians will want them

Welcome back King

Manatee stuck in lettuce go brrrrr

Message from Cat

I'll pick the left one for legal reasons

My day is ruined

jAiL BrEak !

Doomba by Skynet

What do I have to do, plz

As an accountant, I can relate..

Chat Stamina

Can never be too clean

My all time favorite

baskeball 2

Biggus dickus haha funny

Heavily inspired by Hannah Hillam

It matches perfectly

Meme guys, just a normal meme with a normal template

no horni

Goals for the future

There's no escape

Into-you

Snooping kids.

And I still can't see it!

THIRD

Watch, they'll come up with another wacky but great gimmick

Leave some for the rest of us, big man.

***ing ass hair

Good Cop Bad Cop​

I bet you’re wondering why I called you all here today…

Man I don't know what I watched

True

b*tchn

Ram is here to help

You have to set them straight

He is the chosen one. He will bring the change

A W K W A R D

based

MEDIC!

Cleared alright

a goldendoodle sticks his head out a car window

My daughter said she drew me a rainbow heart... then handed me this.

Are you still sure you want a big tiddy goth GF?

could work

Absolutely stolen, but worth it imo; inb4 "I wont read that chad.jpg"

Eats potato chip

I wasn’t expecting PTSD.

She isn't amused

Looked under Dad's couch cushions and found the Zenith Remote Control Museum

I just hope it doesn't messes up his body

This is why i never use twitter

Henry VIII's rule in a nutshell:

polly old but yolo

The guy ain't wrong though

The clash of social warriors

Pizza Dough Alert

Its some good stuff

noirs

how dare you still live

Bad luck I guess

*cries*

Rent is too damn high

Fixed it for you

Do it for Tohru

Dub superiority

Pick

Also same I wish

Prof

War is un-bear-able, but at least Wojtek has beer and cigarettes!

Section 2: B A L L S T R E T C H E R

Oh, the Allied powers of World War II.

Guess who is going to the gulag

Nagatoronado! Brace yourselves!

Just for Baxit and McGee