My friend showed up to his favorite Ramen restaurant to find this list of policies that used images of him from his last visit.

"Won't somebody think of the children"

the horror

(:<

Bread truths

Superior talks

'Ireland, get over here! You gotta check this out'

You can always make more

I just cant imagin that people from the balkans talk normal to each other

His name is toby

Pepperidge farms embracing it's family guy reference

For real tho, apples are ***ing delicious.

Winter War, a short summery.

Welcome to the cum zone

Cool trick

Nino supremacy

Emotions.

*Stretches furiously*

what if jod was one of us?

Pretty colors

I don't think you understand online shopping...

What would you pick

Lost films

The Melancholy of Maximum Stats

They exist in real life!!

Tonight, we're having fission chips!

You have to keep them guessing

Please pay to not update

Anyway, here's wonderwall

Damn Soviets

One of the all-time best comebacks

Yhe worthless

Whaaaaaaa

Let me count the ways

Did you know ???

A little biblical history for you

I found this on the instagram

Why is everyone so stupid

They were vain af

°-°

That Hat

Wait, the Soviet have double-bladed lightsabers? Uh oh...

This doctor should be good at helping his patients stay alive

The Philippines be chillin

she's already got tentacles, not much more needed

BDM and HJ

Just One Hour

Like a painting from the Renaissance

Chairtear Bloodfallen

Chunk birds go...

It was all for peace

Fascinating

All the time

Was ready to quit alcohol.. Then I saw how happy it was to see me. How can I leave that smile!!..

Saw him on Bourbon Street

You can really tell that this was written by the Konosuba author

We don't micromanage here

HTTP return codes cheat sheet

I’m all about that Yuri life

Engage in diplomacy or eat this nugget... tough decision

heroes

That time I died in a pool and got fished in another world by a Spider.

It’s that time of year everyone...

It’s not like I wanna fight you or anything...

Please stop connecting these two, they are incompatible.

The Eastern Front summed up in 60 sec

Only one thing

Please teach me about sports - Shirogane.

It's a fact

Never goes how you want it to go

You get what you f*cking deserve

Thise is an official name of Tsar bomba

I am so glad I grew up with this...

The other part is waffles, fries and beer

A little late for this one

Yeet yeet yeet mcdeet yeet yeet

how dare you, peasant

Back in the good old days

you've entered death zone

This is FAKE

Yes, whai >:^(

I only let that for my gf. Or for someone who pays for it.

Death is coming.

*Sad freedom noises

An actual history meme from the early 2000's on Western perceptions of Jesus and what he actually stated.

Hurry up. They might wake up.

I dit not know

The drawing is impeccable John, yet it fills me with rage

You should

Not even for a party hat

a great learning experience for him

flopp

Perfect to me anyway

What is the punishment for such a crime?

It's the bri'sh """"people"""" who are... less desirable

"Easy" tutorial

It's going to be controversial

Bigger the ass better the followers

Big monster

It must have been like this for sure