The trick to being efficient is not to get caught

Gotta wait until September to celebrate Mexican independence, kids

earth-chan is wet...

That’s a big OOF from me

The perfect AD doesn't exi---

He finally saved enough for that sweet graphics upgrade

Have to find that perfect balance to reach pure neutrality

I SAID WE NEUTRAL TODAY

100% attendance

Get him!

Happy little accident

You have become the reason to swore to destroy

The fifth letter of the alphabet raised to the power of imaginary pie is equal to negative one

Bruh get the popcorn its bout to go down!

This world was never meant for humans

One of you degens uses ketchup to take pills.... Clogged

Get dabbed on loser

Meme too funny not too post don’t care if repost

Cave water make mouth go brrrrr

Leave My Memories Alone

Why I avoid replaying old games.

That’s basically what he did

But if she did know where it was.....

6% huh

Tho it's 100k

I was there, 3000 years ago

...

Become woke

Found this weird fidget spinner at a garage sale

Hans Zimmer going absolutely ham in the background

Where's his damnn cat!!?

Damn they are cool

Anon partakes in a random chimp event

It is basically a basement on tracks though

This is the level of lazy I’m trying to achieve

Richly dressed

Didn’t make the cut

Get woke America

yes

Just give out the free ones ffs

Cheers my fellow doges

sparkling water

This post is too woke for this world.... I’m out

Farming? Wheat a load of bullshit

Baguette go pew pew

The Irish knew how to write songs

Until they weren't..

maybe should have tried bricks

These techniques don't work on her.

From The Ruins

It’s about time

One full year of this

AS-

Legally speaking...yea

Interspecies Reviewers has great “plot”

Doge meme was created here

It's hard being aggressive when you're shy

WHY DOES IT TASTE SO GOOD

It’s finally the 4th day of May!!!

It's karaoke time!

that's way too many liked holy cow

Mike Pence in 1980

Pain in the ass

Polly wants a cracker?

Butterfly effect or smth, idc, I don't like insects

Comfy Bed

Male fantasy...

My old high schools google search was hacked

My partner is a preschool teacher. This week is teacher appreciation week. This was her haul just today.

Savage Senku

Oh sh*t my soul

That’s a negative

My school made us do a survey on video games....

fast

happy times

jumping jigga boos

poor guy

Why choose when you can have both

That's a nice wall

Someone posted their dog to a group I’m in and it looks like a statue made of a dog by a person who forgot what dogs look like halfway through and just winged it

Husband said I can’t buy anymore plants because there isn’t any room. Check and mate.

It costs nothing to be nice

Battle of Bamber Bridge isn't talked about as much as it should be.

So fancy

Happy May 4th btw

That feeling when your code actually works

I'm out of line but I'm right...

Going to colonize that booty

Rule number 1; never *** with the boats

Take your W champ

“May the 4th be with you Harry” -Gandalf

Walked in on my girlfriend in a meeting, if this isn't corporate progress idk what is.

It's activated too soon

I am your father...

Wait until attack on Titan finish

HE HAS RETURNED

I declare you... dead

Free cuddles?

Get that bussy King

I know Crocky told me not to share our texts anymore but he will understand when he gets his gift