It’s horrid
Sub to my reverse OnlyFans
coke
Right in the feels my weebs
I’m convinced that all the dinosaurs never went extinct they just went it Australia
Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Take it easy, man. Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you.
It's called a c*ckroach for a reason
Based
Remember kids
Iv'e become a bri'ish
Majority rules, ok?
Theory of relativity makes sense now
The sad reality
Well he kinda right? Right?
Mashallah Kratos
A true shank
Eyyy you got a license to be in this tub?
Y'all want some American Maise
Cream!!!!
This power.... how can one obtain it
Kanna doing a 180
Pretty divergent
ITS JUST A CHICKEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN
You’ll never financially recover
Be strong king
Just because your heroes are mostly good doesn’t mean you should leave out the bad.
yes
Lol rekt
Good vibes from this moment on.
Boobs the size of actual watermelons are disgusting
Communists just had better anthems for some reason
These terms are perfectttttt
Better put those bad bois in 4 wheel drive
Tldr plants evil
I can do it MYSELF
Crabs are the beak evolution
Fun fact 101
Booba
I thought being devote was good
Not with that attitude
Never pass a joke
Adult Swim agrees to give Eric Andre his own show.
like actor and actress, and like waiter and waitress
cats are the devil
Kool Kidz Klub
Scopes are for pussies
They're pretty much God
My brain is a pervert guys, plz help
Who keeps letting the geese in the building??
The tried and true go to
My grandmother goes into dragonball z super saiyan mode when she brushes her teeth. The toothpaste activity triggers it lol
How can I possibly teach this second grader, he's already smarter than me.
Googly eyes make everything better, part two.
UK and France fishy
Gates and Bezos are ready for their hot boi summer!
Thanos did it for Death
Hmkhaaikrkckzjsmr
That Halloween costume doh!
no t-pose though
flags
Your doctor kit has what in it?
Smash that F button
smart
Advertising at its finest
That’s rough man
nope i said 5'3''
get owned
No way
War criminals are not heroes.
Is he okay
*Edits them to include moist caverns*
NEEEEEEERD
they were only following orders :(
Never gonna happen
baby
Think
Wakanda be like
haha you dumb ***
my Apple Watch accidentally overhearing an embarrassing convo I was having with a friend
I N V E S T.
You come at La famiglia you best not miss
Clarkson doesn't lie
ohh noo
space
Time to stand and sway
I know dude...
nice
My daughter called me on my way back from the store stating that our toilet has a huge leak. I came home to this...
Someone got tired of answering the same question time and time again.
siblings
Soap dispensers in a nutshell
I work at least 70 hours a week
Now I feel bad...
My cat sneezed while i was trying to take a photo.
That makes a lot of sense!
it's been a long year
What an honor.
Space bar
Made this in the toilet
They can't hurt me