A Cruel Angel's Penis

A review left at my restaurant.

Basically movies

scoob?

The solution for everything

Pros: food

I thought being devout was good

classic

Americans: We would have won if we didn't lose

Here comes Team Rocket

Actual quote from The Art of War by Sun Tzu...

look up some of the stuff that happend on set

I start streaming platform, he cannot afford. Great success!

Yes

Euclid's ability with angles are unparalleled

Claw enforcement says he was pawsibly decorating the pie.

People love Simo Häyhä so here’s my attempt at bringing another bamf sniper into the spotlight

Good

I’m guilty of this too

Fake science

These social distancing stickers are unnecessary and every man knows why.

The New Sleeping Beauty

when the customer tells you "I found someone much cheaper than you"

*silent sobbing*

"Speed is everything."

Something's about to be destroyed and it isn't the galactic empire

Absolut win

I cannot be the first one to notice this.

Haha shitpost go brrr

Cmon

It’s a true crime

the whole squad is online!

“Just wait until we get home”

'He just wanted to go for a quick boat ride; I'm sure Napoleon will be back soon!'

I’ll have what she’s having

My favorite hentai is Naruto

The Government should thank him.

Subaru's wisdom

Shibe News

Maybe twitter ain't as bad as we all thought.....

The law of ecchi isekai anime

The IRS will be met with a nerf gun when they bust down my door

The look on my son's face when he came home with his new yearbook was worth every penny.

Saw this on the way home from work today. Not sure if it's adult humour or genius branding.

Accepting applications...

A heck of a deal

Our dog chews up his toys, my Mum sews them up and sends us reports on how the surgery went.

Electricity warning sign from the 1970s

At least he is self aware!

Walk aways slowly

We crave what we don't have

Get owned by monke

STONERS AT 3 AM

Arvida stronk!

WWI was a crazy time

Making a love is war meme with every meme format I can until a new episode is released, day 188

"I'll still have you ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "

Ok I choose dare

A small price to pay for Tom…

It takes a lot of guts to still be playing with Legos

2000s kids will remember

Got vaccinated today. Went super well, everybody was very professional and nice. In and out in 15 min.

straight

best decision I've made

It's a clowns world

2 in counting

Just a typical souvenir

Jesus Christ would you look at the time

Cuts deeper than a knife

boys pockets are big

I think I read this right

My brain don’t work

Man, poor girl

But none of them are

What I imagine goes through an antivaxxer's mind

Think Mark THINK!!!

Who said that!?

Quality content

Couldn't be me

In deed, shall be noted.

Next britain for another 20% increase

1879: Walter Flemming observes Mitosis

Photo of George Washington after Britain's surrender in Yorktown, Virginia 1781.

Mars Needs Moneymakers

MY EYES!!! MY EYEEESSSS!!!

love is love <3

I am Groot.

Your a bad guy but the doesn't mean your a bad guy

Skidibdada

won every war........ with the help of stronger allies

As a Mexican, i can say yes

Wait who said you could go on break anyway

Invincible is awesome

Ageing in anime

Let's go back

It’s too late. And you probably skipped the third panel so go back and look at the rear view mirror

Mom I'm rich now

End of the French Revolution

Brain is anxious

Navy confirms UFOs exist