This may end up bad

i think op is stalking everyone

Now excuse me, I am gonna put on my marvelous half-a-meter-tall wig made of horsehair, expensive pink silk costume, and high-heeled shoes to assert my dominance over the peasants

Do you get to go on a date with the genie?

Hello kitty

When you're 5'7" but everyone think you're still short

Nomadic pastoralism? Kind of cringe bro.

I mean yes, but also yes.

Probably done before, hopefully not

caekk

Challenge them to war

Every time i look at the mirror i see an ugly clown, weird...

Reading is for nerds

Poor Brazil :( you will never be forgotten in our hearts

Lollll

Try White Castle if you wanna “go big or go home”

I get bananas, I see nothing

i need freinds :(

:^)

Wholesome meme for you all

I was rich

Hood whiskey

Running intensifies

That's not how you play the game

What is wrong with me

No, John, playing hoi4 doesn't make you a historian

Alright i will

Never free from sin

This is how Supreme Waifus sit.

No sweaty, the term is "Cheese resembling grease production byproducts, colorized and solidified"

Carthage is interesting beyond its conflicts with Rome guys

I know that some Muslims also opposed the sciences of the Golden Age

To hotwheels and beyond!

Get a load of this!

Can one identify as paraplegic?

Well, it still was SHIT!

That’s rough buddy

Billy, age 27, moments before becoming the first person to travel to space without a rocketship

Yes, just us guys

This boy has drip!

Mission failed unsuccessfully

They could have been German! Nobody bothered to ask

I'm just playing for fun

Help a fella out

A candle my friend received from her adult daughter for Mother’s Day.

sharingan

Student-teacher conference

You have no soul if you didn't laugh at Nichijou

Isntreal

Freedom fries and Liberty steaks

A horse that looks like a pale emo kid with a hoodie?

Onward

Ooooof

The first time my sons been in a toy store since the pandemic hit last year. Rioted like it was toilet paper.

My favourite language

Sayu | Let Me Stay

Homeboy was a straight up hermit

The Walking Tomato

Monarchs hate this one trick

It happened in 1980's so it qualifies

anyone else did this?

Why do entry level positions need 5 years experience?

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So based

*rubs hands*

We’re nearing the end though

My dream job…

USA do be like that tho

Spain but the S is silent

Phalanx - Ol' Reliable

90% of Re:Zero fanart summed up

Oh no, oh fucc Ğ

How didn’t I notice sooner?

First come first serve

IM LEGIT HYPERVENTILATING NOW. IT LOOKS SO ***ING GOOD!

Pre-HDMI era meme

Dill Jong Un

"Because it's not just about boob, but also about a simulated attachment"

Where the muffler Jessica!!!

Only if they knew about the late empire

I went outside to pick my wife a rose. I think I found the perfect one...

JUSTICE FOR LOBSTER

Unlocked ability: explosive microwave

Ohio awaits you Von

let them introduce themselves

Eating bread - the most evil of crimes

great

People that put raisins in their potato salad are monsters

There’s nothing more pleasurable than reading a book in silence

The first 2 pages are paid for nonsense

So wise...like a miniature Buddha...covered in hair.

I would watch the shit out of a corporate espionage isekai drama

I was testing the pH on vinegar with red cabbage extract and now I have something for Kuzco

Nazi historiography was wack

If Alexa was my wife

Istanbul not Constantinople!.

I GET IT

McDonalds teaching them turtles a lesson shift after shift

BrrrrrrRPPPPPTTttttTTttttFFFfffFffRrrRrrrRrrrTtttTTtt*

Nice skill for the game