Desperate time desperate measures

What does a beautiful girl like you does alone in this empty street?

Based

During a school pep rally we were allowed to dress up as our favorite hero. My friend showed up to school like this.

Loser doesn’t even know the basics

its those selfburns that hurt the worst

Girls love me

#meetoo

Mottos matter where you put them.

Good job!

tasty af as always

Oops hahahaha

:^)

Little firearm safety for us all.

A demon upon infesting a veteran's body.

Have you heard the news?

Saving Private Frodo

duddy too lazy to post this

Just got to let the oven warm up first

Some hard to swallow pills for some people

RPG Rule #35: The wackier the outfit is, the better its stats are.

i'm talking about bringer her to the hospital, I promise

feet pics

My 100 year old, very conservative, almost blind Gramma with her new “gardeny” mat

hmmm

Only Apple Watch wearers can relate

Once a bro, always a bro

How kids are funny

Moving day. Looks like drunk me left a note for future self. I’ve been sober 4.5 years. Man that guy was a jerk.

Even you, mods!

Take that, communists

Nature is beautiful

Take a little off the top

D o g

Kids Who Will Make You Want To Scream "Nachoooooooo!"

He raised a great kid.

Mom has had enough of my little bro.

There's no rule AGAINST wearing a mask ...

Life or Death

Those potholes get me every time

I, for one, welcome our human overlords

Sayu is here to cure your addiction

he is very polite

I always found it hilarious that NPCs don't have dialogue that complains that you've woken them

Haha... unlimited power

Recently started drawing comics, here’s the first one!

Back to the jail

This sign at my local car wash has aged poorly.

Im sure he does better choices

Lol nah

Grow uo

Female filter

The big lie

See you until then.

And then I strangled Epstein for refusing to hang himself

Habits

Chess meme

Oh how the tables have turned

I wish someone would call me that....

what a gentleman

BOB WHAT THE HELL

jackpot

And that's when he realized

yeahhhhhh

Cute

Your welcome g

You can never truly escape

Risky move

Can't wait for Komi San

mother***est

Piss n Fart

i wish i wouldn't

Dylan was just saying what everyone was thinking

I’m more of a cat person myself

Yes

It erased the whole damn paper

Goteeeem

I may or may not be biased

Lmaooo

The burn ward is that way.....

How practical

i love spider-man 3

Silk road collapses

Nekotoro Nyan

Nice title

hmm

No clickbait

Is Zero Two Into You?

Orange is sus!

It was the best day of my life

Best of Jimmy Carr

I don't regret it tho

???

Wait it's all about s*x, always has been.

How many sets

zero two UwU

Isekai is real!

Bike: Are you sure about that?

Bing are men of culture

Knew something felt similar