Want loyalty? Hire a dog

I’m the type of girl who would want McDonald’s as a date lol

Privacy is privacy

Yoda is so wise

y'all the *real* dengerates brb looking at shark boobs

Your life is basically destroyed if that happens

There's a pandemic?

*boomer sweats start*

The Terrifyingly Toothy Baby on this Pro-life Billboard.

Why shouldn’t I?

Usually made to celebrate failures.

Thankyou therapist, very cool

When naming wars, it's all about catchy names that are easy to remember

Don't worry, I'll be there shortly

The only way it should be played.

Dude. Uncool

I’m definitely not oversimplifying, the end of WW1 in no way had any bearing on these events.

I think it's Tuesday? Or is it naval arms race?

The boy who got suspended for wearing a banana suit.

You will do nothing because you can't do nothing

0.85% chance to respawn in Fr*nce

S̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶ She's just a Tsundere

The revolt was 1857 was interesting

OUR oil

I will fight for you, my friend

They need the love too

Fun fact: There were 18 of them

Blind people won't find anything

The bar couldn't be any lower.

pizza cutter keys

You’re a degenerate

Fallout New Vegas is released

@Jamesott

Pedo

Laughable theories

hypocrite moment

APRIL 2021 MEME OF THE MONTH — SEMI-FINALS!!! VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!!!

"and I wanna be your big boy"

Yes

She has a name jeeezzzz!

Get ready boys and girls

Bye dudder

Yes

U don't see me, there's nothing.

Camping with the boys.

Lukaschenka ;)

I have opinions

Country Time Lemonade

ghetto booty

Smh, imma wake up in the middle of a dream

To be fair... it's a pretty good superpower Hirohito.

Dating apps

Me IRL

This review and response for a nail salon in Southern Indiana

Who could have seen that coming

“ Children are starving in Africa “

Crab rangoons you taste so good

West Taiwan really is a trainwreck.

“A Literal War, Helen”

Fastest hands in the west

This is a joke.

Alexander made history easy.

Taiwan is a country

Oddly accurate

I mean I’m not wrong

So don't

Manager's last day at work. Another manager doesn't want them to leave.

Nice try but I am big bran

he can take it

wake

The bear facts

better Gregposting

'Alright then, name a third war? Got you now, Peralta...'

Oy vey

Delicious

Yes

yep, can't sleep without a win

New Attitude

Step right up!

This flyer

It's not a story the pope would tell you

“We’re off to see the wi...”

Are you feeling old yet?

The Irish Famine, 1845 –1852

Black Louisianian Women just completely outplayed Governor Miró

I finally learned to make gif memes.

Do you think they cost $88?

Now I am uncomfortable until it dries out

On the black market, human skin is worth $10 per square inch

As a red haired person, this is the only way I’ll ever get a tan

Run david

society

I knew Amazons new Despair Closet looked familiar...

Shanes a smarty

Miscommunication on dates

What a nice plan

Flat earth believers explain this

Half true

the population average experiences peak of life satisfaction at the age of 23 years old

Plot Twist incoming