just taking my fish out for a walk

Massive mommy milkers

Pain, without love

to cool for school

Chemistry Jesus hath come to my aid once again

How my child, decides to smile for the $200 package of school pictures I purchased.

RIP

Its not fair!

always

Retirement means reigniting flame

That's the last time Plankton tries to annex Kuwait

Good names very fitting

My daughter lost a tooth. My spouse and I said it was worth a dollar. Our daughter sent us this screenshot.

Third time trying posting

Is that a little *** I hear

Mr Lind, you are simply the zest

one more crusade?

dogs

Nice day for expanding the Japanese empire, huh?

Good morning. Have a seat.

tick

It's dead, stop spamming it.

1990s in Europe

How many times do I gotta teach you this lesson, old man????

Sending a cat to space? The pinnacle of French science

Couple celebrating the first same sex marriage by going on a cruise, 1971

"Can you dumb it down for me?"

Professionals have standards

You mutha ***a

Don't skip school

Forever loyal

Privacy

The big brain

It has been a good run gentlemen

They had it pretty hard

Haha poking eraser goes brrrr

Solid answer

Unlimited Damage

Smart living 101

He's not wrong tho....

Is he the good guy or the bad guy?

Earth is Flat!

Pretty much how it will go down

good boys vs bad boys

Doug has excellent customer service skills

You can't spell "start" without "a"

Waaaaaa

I like the view

Now that's right.

who tf??

i swear he’s not usually like this

Time went by fast

Nobody but mark remembered my birthday :(

Damn Chihuahuas

Sir? Sir?

Really?

Some of "You's" Might Take This The Wrong Way..It's Just A Question

I think Mom and Dad have a favorite child

Not a sin

Champions league trophy really fits him

It's always them

I wonder how Joseph reacted when Jesus asked him where babies come from

Nobody told her to jump in there...

My Watch Has ENDED,I am Going to WINTERFELL

It was a phase guys

This shirt makes people so irrationally upset that it has become my new favorite.

How We Should Treat Newcomers

And that's just the start.

Hold my sake.

The chad of being offended

Harold has seen some shit

Literal fantasy

Excuse me, *clears throat, West Taiwan.

***ing delicious

He do be spittin fax tho

Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets!

limited edition

Yes, some things are numbered, get over it

Honk Jesus Honk

Mad respects to him

And History repeats itself

Sun? Spider?

First same sex marriage circa 1970

We are Borg. You will be Assiago-nated. Resistance is fusilli.

Imagine the child support he would have had to pay

Cena sold out

yama

Kiwi logic

The circle of life

At this point I'm fine with any gender

hit it

****** **** **** ****** **** ** ****** *****************

internet freaks amirite

I love the future

Since we're upvoting boomer jokes, apparently

A russian citizen is contacted by the KGB, circa 1970.1970

Difference.

Gentlemen choose your weapon

Practical education, I guess

Good