Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing.

"Zolpidem works"

One way trip

Took me ridiculously long to realise

Usubor

It's alright, not the first one

she does, doesn't she?

:^)

Hmmmmm

1 arrow?

Real estate agent humorously responds to vandalism

Shit post

HydroHomies where you at?

My bar spitting the hard truth.

Sad

enjoy them while they last

Sad modern story :(

Hit the road Cat!

Eat your heart out Apple

"If All Of Olympus Shall Deny Me Of The Holy Grail, Then All Of Olympus Shall Die!"

People are horrible, what can I say?

Fact

Society

The only thing they fear is you

Netflix?

Stupid mosquitos

such an obeying partner

No Fighting.

A snail can sleep for three years at a time.

A creative way to send monetary aid when you have no money

Choose wisely -_-

You’re fake news.

We do a little... political discussion

Just thrown away the whole freezer at that point

Coworker left for a better job today

Let's just return Israel to Canaanite paganry

RULE OF 2

"Run! Run to the hills!" - Routing RTW units

She must've also lied about sharing her account :(

I'm Gonna Make You A Pizza You Can't Refuse

Paul Walker at a fan meet and greet cicra 2015

Sherman Firefly

They're not the same...

Nabisco really dropped the ball naming these

My One Year Old is an Aspiring Actress

based

Today’s the day!

King Borger

Do it. Please

Somebody modified the ‘reverse’ button at work. Honestly I think it’s more useful now

A nice solution

I work in pest control and had an appointment at a Catholic school. Who the *** approved this creepy ass quote?!

It's just a weeb mindset

my local Indian place trolling

You know it's messed up when even the Stasi is creeped out

Helping others out

Put on the Maid outfit, especially if you're a guy

I'll see you on the freeway

You know your eating the same food for the next 3 days when mum cooks in this

fantasy

How women with lip injections think they look v.s. how they really look

Honestly, OverSimplified sometimes really oversimplify historic events

Interesting selling point

You're ***ed, Tom. You're ***ed

Pulled out this unbelievably phallic crab leg at my mom's birthday dinner. Finally understanding why she requests crab every year.

Wholsum 100 meme before going to sleep.

*puk*

When someone tells you the Covid vaccine is just to track you

hmm

murica

i don't want to think about it

It wasn't actually only volvos, but still

cool

Surprised in a good way

Give uncle Vitya safety training

I see no god up here other than me

oil

Why are you alive

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over the Philippines?

the crock?

My computer decided to shoot it's shot today with an interesting screensaver

“I washed for dinner.”

I’d watch it!

Weekend well spent

went through my saved images...

Roma invicta indeed

names

The only color of the rainbow that matters to them is green.

Happy Pride Month!

I might be a muppet

Where are the Goblins

Some Movie history, Robin Williams offered to play Hagrid for free in 2001, I still think we were robbed of a great performance.

IM GOING TO GERMANY

history repeating itself

Just another stop on Japan’s war crime speed run

Crybaby Achilles running to his mama...

sad chirping intensifies

Still shorter than expected . . .

We all know where this is going...

Not just a movie, but a ***ing Charlie Chaplin’s movie