I always give stray cats a blowjob when im looking for work.

I love you guys

Funny science....pollination

Why? Cause *** 'em, that's why!

Now I knew he's true face

The Demon Slayer anime looks a little different…

Those brave souls

Yeah it's not like they can do that now.

my boss?

Noli turbare circulos meos!

How to succeed at a roundabout

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

17,000,000 square km - and counting

Saluting the pupper

Trying too hard

this is just my side of the argument

Getting a Ticket

There's a clear distinction to it

Sayu | UMR hai

Fresh air..

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like; today I answered a call to nothing but the sound of a bunch of chickens clucking. So uh yeah here that is I guess

Based on a true story that just happened

New Crypto Currency?

A lot of them were petty and selfish

Bets are on

Uh oh they are there to arrest me.

Poor guy probably should have worn antiperspirant

yes

Wow, I never realised that Grand Blue had so many references

im14andthisisdeep

I miss those days...

The SS and their trollin’

An eye for an eye.. i guess?

Oh no ...

Cold weather is better than hot weather.

The sun is pissed

Definitely not in Starbucks

My Man !

I still love this format

The interview.

Bet this won't blow up cuz no one cares

Happy aqua day to yall

Get yourself that hepatitis look

Presentation Hell

Maybe a little more

Well done, champ... wait...

God really has tricked us all

Zero Two pan

Don't worry fiat is infallible, also made-up internet coins are a huge threat to fiat

Fireies went too fir

Well fck...

It's a feature

Remember who you are

Pay for your crime, unless you have something we want

cries in potato

Excuse the music

I detect nothing suspicious about this; just a local 'businessman' giving back to the community

You sound fat

I’m not crying your crying

choose your fate

Pretty optimistic, isn't it ?

Did it upload?

Quit confusing him w Satan, people!

POV: you're a Canadian

Incelephant.

Microsoft Flight Simulator in beta, 2014

Let's go it

I love these fandoms

Ryan Fitzpatrick’s first day with a new team!

'Keep it up guys, you're doing great! Oh, and stay the hell out of our airspace...'

Arnie, Linda, & James' next film project...?

Joseph got pwn'd

You played yourself Samsung

Damn, Tom89 must be immortal.

Send me 500$, I will send you your free belt!

Poo Protection

Does it almost feel like nothing has changed at all ?

Ave Caesar

Our boys doing good

Stay strong to your conviction brother

What the dog do?

New religion created, how believers in it?

Droppin' some wisdom

Came across a legend in the Target parking lot

Not sure if I'm the only one

:-(

Eat. It. All.

He's cheating on them

Lost another one

:-)

Of course this was found out years later

*shows pizza slice as an example*

FAKE OR REAL ?

Dang servers

From an unpublished Gary Larson cartoon

PRANKS

Where the *** is this thing taking me...?

My Very religious friends asked me to check on their 18y/o son while they were away. I sent them this picture of their house.

The reactions that he must’ve gotten...

Yes, it feels exactly like this.