Murphy's law

Make him mayor

real time patience

This reboot of dirty dancing is getting weird

Really more of a Buddhist god.

I bought Ikea furniture online to be delivered... and one bowl.

Think Bowser went a bit too far on this occasion trying to defeat Mario...

It’s Finally Coming!

Arrest the year?

You're late . . 66 millon years too late

Finally, it all comes full circle

Your not a man of culture

Happy Independence Day to the Philippines!

Well I'm king now

We are friends now

Oh you poor man, President Nixon.

Escape

Yupp elves in gate is badass

Frog robbery

NRA members marrying a gun

Tis big brain time

Sometimes I hate myself

Sharks aren’t that scary

It’s wouldn’t be the first time

Brain is strange thing

look at those muscles

I just want somebody to love me :(

I believe the title "terror of the seas" belongs to this ship

Im a Nino fan myself, but Miku is the G O A T

Stay Frosty

Small but MINE

I know that most empires weren't so beautiful

Don’t worry they’ll make up… I think

I wonder how he shall spend it

The Ottoman Empire basically doomed itself.

Classic dad prank

Only good Heathen’s a dead Heathen

   

big if true

Hold still man

how it all went down

So many quality jokes missed as a kid.

zip it

There are like 5 Bloody Sundays

“I’ll have some chips without chips please. Thank you.”

They're just begging for a big ol' helping of Jesus

What kind of music do you like? Yes.

The A-Team to save the world

When reality hits you in the face...

Before the Romans did it

why can't it tell me >:-(

M’Extinct

Chess joke

Chill Maul Night Sith

I do my part

Canada: the kind nice country

They both made a new friend !

Axis naval power

Emilia gets her

This role is already taken

The original Lego set is "Everyone is Awesome" for those that are going to ask

Found in the Bathroom at the service center I am at.

Sometimes my genius...

She’s already sick of my “arm and a leg” jokes. It’s gonna be a long recovery.

The White Negroes of Europe

Ah, the good ol days

My friend's kid made this at school.

Borderline personality disorder, so hot right now

Just an average Snek enjoyer

I’m both anxious and excited to see if they handle it well.

I mean, it's a burger box, but 'nutshell' sounds better

Thanks UPS, no one’s gonna see my package now.

You've probably seen this meme before I just animefied it.

Cat vs Cup

It's like Alexandria

The whole education system < anime tiddies

A quick reminder

Für das Vaterland! vs. Для Родины!

Napoleon was based

Started watching Madoka for this reason

who paid for this?

We all tend to branch off from our chosen paths

and unfortunately, the solution, as well

It's ok crocky you.can eat over at my place tonight

It's the monster crash

Just throw them away

The last one makes me happier

Unfortunate nozzle placement.

You wonder where he get that money though? Don't worry about it

Ayo! That's not what it means

Abort mission! Abort mission!

'Come on, Alexander. Just give us a hint what you mean... hello? Alexander?'

Sports rivalry

@herrodere come listen to this story!

Return to the past

Milk anyone?

Music is stronger than the sword

To Live Is To Die

She's probably fine

Dom Pedro II, what a chad!