The way my girlfriend “changed” the toilet paper roll today. How do I tell her she needs to move out?

Welp June is almost over

Bill of England

Nokia go brrrrrrr

Another one

O_O

Flying Saucer

since i can't post racism, i have to post this

Good job bic

ALL IT SAYS IS CHEESE!

It's me not gonna lie

:'(

The only reason that the Arabian Sand Boa has survived this long is that its prey can't stop laughing in time to escape.

СOСК

Probably Jews and Muslims too

How!

Same

Thunder down under

Stop that blade! ... Yes, yes, split it wide open!

Wow thanks Sun Tzu!

To them, you're just a freak. Like me.

" We did it patrick , we saved gaming."

But was it good

Please stop

Protection from the "Divine wind"

screw the H I V E

So ungrateful of her for calling the cops then

tip your drivers, people

Leave me alone, my kd ratio is 0.07

Seriously, who ever taught these guys about human proportions?

If I were you, Steven, I'd invest that dollar in an underwater restaurant run by a money obsessed crab

On the list

That would be suck

And they think...

Who hasn't

Boys only humour

Would be great

They lost even more by going to war to gain territories

A quick summary of the diary of Anne Frank

What are they up to

Grandmas are great

Time to go on a trip to Rome

:-/

Americans are asleep

Help Jim answer this question so he can sleep

Obama gives his State of the Union address

Now the full lyrics of Africa please

how did you get there

Marvel are cowards for not making that part canon

Father's Day is always a nightmare; so many cards...

'Did I mention that the Germans are making... boats?!'

I almost have a heart attack every damn time.

reload

Nervous laughter.

facts

Chillin like a boss

I just think this format is funnie

We've been tricked...

I was personally a Gill Grunt man

shiny

F*ck careers, I just wanna pass

Finally guys, I did it

The audacity.

day:

4th wall break

Ouch that's gotta hurt

It’s just not fair

Idk if this counts as a meme

:-/

I hate my neighbours upstairs

You have lost your mind lady

This hit me on a spiritual level

Sin wouldn't be a thing if we had Baja blast back then.

'Kneel before me! My Pope staff can shoot out pure time energy!'

True.

Goodbye yesterday’s problems and hello today’s

Guys?

No offence to Umbridge fans

We are soulmates

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 295 ✓

Thats literally the worst kind of treason imaginable. Encouraging another country to attack france is pretty objectively treasonous

Y’all thought it’d be easy huh?

Body is a temple

How can the company survive without them

I'm 25 let me in...

A poor soul passed away outside of the break room today. Employees thought it fitting to honor him as best they could.

Always a stain right there

Another interesting combo from the great minds at Heinz

I ***!ng hate when old people say "back in my day"

No disagreements

Did someone say..... "sex"?

Anon is annoyed with Marvel

Hitler runs for president

Bionicles are my favorite

A pro gamer move

“We here at big company have always supported the rainbow people”

How the turntables...

No holocaust either

It's lonely sometimes

Shhhhhhhhhh