Mosquito trap. The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it. The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.

Hmmm...what happened b/w 1914 & 1918

This is exactly what I needed.

I thought I lost you

Gotta maintain at least a little adipose for this to work

Makes we want to burn it down

NI...

Anyone remember these?

So,she failed

Virginity is cool, stay pure

What a way to kill the mood

Right?

Stealing whоre

Will it ever finish?

You got lotions?

Don't you just wanna bite it?

    

I thought it was federal banking

Who remembers these

What would Genghis think of this?

Indochina Wars in a nutshell

Welcome to real. Welcome to fresh. Welcome to...

Who would do this?

In a while…

feels sad man

The homies get a new couch

Closed mouth don’t get fed ladies.....

Yeah,it's big brain time

Walmart mouse pad

How could we think this

from now on, please refer to me as smegma male, for I identify as such

Evil laugh*

sleepy

Fake advertisement

haha arcade game go beep boop

Average German word..

Teacher go BRRRRRRRRRRR

Yum yum yum

Meow then, isn't this an interesting situation?

Where's the manager?!

Confederate States of America coins it’s official motto, 1864

Upper-class Briton imposing his values upon Nigerian subjects

Keep them together.

Badass at war, badass at peace

It's so scary you can't even comprehend it, i swear

C’mon, man, just let me explore!

I can't reach it, but I'm so close

"I'm not racist, I have black friends"

*** the homies

You deserve it

Atleast credit the OPs you piece of sh*t

What is up with incels and their dreams of asian gfs?

Found a gem...

Bring out the old memes

I love Corner Gas

The loser cooks dinner tonight

I'm too powerful

Don’t forget it!

Karen population drops to 0

A classic :)

They got their just deserts

This business slogan

“AI is the way of the future”

Shower curtain

Echo VR, lookin' at you rn

I mean… he’s got a point.

He commit die

Based

ah yes Battle of grunwald, polish soldiers team up with furries to fight teutons

Raptorman

Hotel drawers:

Just twenty more pennies and I can buy this 2D NES-style platformer for my $3000 monster rig

Germanys "rules" of warfare

I took a picture of a dog looking at a mime and...?

Catholic Church reacts to the US Supreme Court legalizing same-sex marriage, 2015

So close, yet so far

We already knew lol

where is your theory now

Where all my short homies at

Today's letter is H, as in 'Holy shit, glad I wasn't on that thing'

"I guess i'll just go *** myself then"

Comrade scientist, I would not describe this as 'neat'

n for nice

He's Death

My Dad thinks I'm a real pizza work

BILLYYYYY

Nature photography

The fashion trends lately have me very, very confused. I belong on a prairie somewhere in this.

The only right answer

We all know the trick with the fresh bread being stocked behind the older dated bread, well this woman made sure she was comfortable looking for the freshest loaf.

Why do we exist?

I mean what do they have against them

New update

Mom said don't come into my room

We all have our reasons

The pen is mightier than Tammany Hall

At his funeral I was thinking "Man, he's really taking this joke very far"

Divided by stupid rules , United by this

It's all marketing, Emily ._.

That's great news.