safety first

Don't forget your Coke and hotdogs tonight folks

Happy 4th of July weekend traitors. Have a beer and a hotdog on me

Corporations don’t care

Yeet the child.

So cute

They know me! I'm famous!

Voltaire and the Holy Roman Prince

Just a generic historical statement, not necessarily hinting at any particular war

What a doof

Sexuality sells.

*whisper*

I like sandwich theorem now

What Elephant?

Première of Bertolt Brecht's first play 'Baal'

Just waiting for the garbage to be taken out.

"This is why I don't go outside" - Buddhist monk, sort of

"Were you spying on me?"

Oh my sister

im gonna get attacked for this but whatever

Wtf mom!?!?

I'd rather be watching The Mummy

Have to hate the poor sportsmanship

Time to die kid sorry

My fellow Americans we can no longer bully the brits about this,

Never Go Full Ugly

Making a meme of every country's history day 134: Uzbekistan

Ethiopia being the GOAT because they were asked to

Ya betta watch out

Department store wax mannequins melting during a heatwave in 1929

Idk how people think this

You don't want to mess with Gandhi and his laser vision

Why arab parents be like this..

Both Sides of The Great War

“winter is not that bad”

bruh

And look how that turned out

You can’t see me. I hide.

There's a new boy in town

Same

I couldn't imagine having to comply with american work culture.

dog

:') love your pets guys

Stolen from micropp holder!

:^)

If only i had the confidence to talk to people

That curve

Road surfacing finished.

No one ever discusses Colombia :(

Self love is important

A product so good that Monty Python would make a song out of it

Teaching him is the better option

They don't see no difference, smh

I can’t believe it

And then he does most of the work.

stop dudes

slaps

Oh yeah it's all coming together

Relate?

Cool bug facts, this is oc

US Navy accidentally opens gates of Hell

Rinse & Repeat

hold up-

Yesas

Well this seems redundant

You guys are making friends?

*** yeahh

Wow this sucks

Poor little guy's going to get murdered

Glow in the dark condom review

It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE!!

NOW I AM SCARED

I suppose both phrases work here

Tolerance... for 30 days

My birthday is on Tuesday so please come back

wtf is this dude doing?

Those late night routines!

Crib

Not so tough now.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 304 ✓

Wiz is best lich

I's going to happen again...

Che sera sera

Everyone wants to be the best girl

Get off at 69 for Big Beaver

Konosuba is beautiful

Simple-Minded Fish

who cares about other when you have your waifu :)

What a name!

F & OOF

AGAIN AND AGAIN!!

My daughter made me this bracelet today

Choosing Retail

What can she say

the hatred never ends

Wet

Mutual fellings

shrek lore

Gooooo caucasians!!!

Oh crackers