The war never really left him

Plant the bomb

Don’t be a fool, wrap your…

Finally someone in my life

Noted, will keep tip in mind in the future.

This kid's XP levels are gonna be maxed out in a week

lol imagine being able to going to college

Brrrrrr go mantis bug

Say what now

@ 88mph

The average horse has 15 horsepower

Biggest chad in town

Oh, an encore!

YEET THE CHILD

Is It even possible to be any more disrespectful?

And this plan didn't backfire at all!

好奇害死猫

What could be so urgent??

completed R*m collection

You fool, you fell for the classic blunder

A man can dream

Yo, long time no see

wash

just facts

Just a joke

I don't know whome to give credits for this

Hard af

He knows

I am quite speechless

Tinder is launched

Let's make sure history never forgets the name... Enterprise

No, really babe, thanks—I’m sure permanent gibbering decrepitude will be a good time

'You're right, Harry. I was rash... I didn't say please'

Felt like Poland ngl

Food food

Hope they don’t have fall damage

Imagine having a strain of a virus named after you

I'm gonna genuinely enjoy it

There was a distinct lack of puppets in my university lectures and seminars; thought there would be a handful, at least

How am I supposed to compete?

Anthro chimp, mostly shaved

Let the psychological warfare begin!

The little shit wouldn’t shut up

Fire me dick unit!

literally all of us

I have a job now

Probably because I use imgflip as a generator

I am a black shy guy main

Away I say!

mmm whole chickens

I asked for rare and got legendary ..

i feel woody on this one every day… :(

I DIDNT SEE IT WAS MY DAY TODAY

The taquitos were cooked perfectly, for the record.

Answer the question

Doo bee doo bee doo baa

Why does that happen?

Its getting sadder and sadder everyday

it's been too long...

Henry Cavill is one of us

Yeet the rich

I am honored to be Groom of the Stool

English bad

Deal?? :/

It's her fault smh

I'm always late to the party

Every. Bloody. Time.

The Big Plan

As an introvert, it's totally true!

Counting...

Sorry England

ah that’s hot

Ax in roof

Decisions….

That dang opium

The true question

Hummer: Now everyone will know.

I'm sure it will be fine...

2 shots to the chest 1 to the head

I’ve been trained in the oral arts

Congrats to the happy individual on their special day.

Pesky teachers

It's true though!!

SUFFOCATION

Life hack for all my exhausted homies

But to be fair they broke it first

Me and the boys applause them

The Rule of Six

Outcome? Hind go boom.

Imagine if they were this powerful in Minecraft

Normally I'm not into football but the pride of the nation is at stake.

This is why you never answer the door, kids

The present I gave my wife for her 46th birthday.

That midnight snack.

Eight in the memories

Ghost memes

Memes are art right?

Twiter be like

Rip mods

I'm always late