Imagine if phones moaned

Titular Sentence

It’s always the vegans

It’s that easy

Ah, the English language everybody

at least I got to see a german kid cry during the championship

Keep the change

Ladran Sancho!

I heard my 5 yr old say “I just sawed dead people.” In a VERY concerned voice. Turned around to see this.

This man needs an 8 hour sleep

Seriously wth was that

Extremely hard

Dang groomer

Congratulations to Pizza for beating England in soccer

bri'ish post 5

Thank you for good memories

Based on personal experiences

Untapped Market

My English partner hates my new keyboard. No idea why tho...

This dude is poetic

when you’re that someone

There was so much stuff going on in the background

The Sequel no one asked for...

Ilulu speedrunning to get lewded

Tadpoles are actually frog sperms

Looking at you shadman

Deal with it

Sleep cycle

yes

Nokia Fence

Businessmen doing business

He made me feel naked

We all know we don't have girlfriends.

DO NOT DO IT @brainyrs

Oh god oh no oh god oh no

Loser..

Real gamer

Nothing is better than that

England football team

Yes m’am

Yes

We... took a shortcut... with drugs...

Who would have done it?

Paddletail and the Bills

Lost mahome

Damn.That.Mouse

Well only the author knows what we need

AND HIS NAME IS MAD JAAAACCCK!

Thanks microsoft, my broke wallet loves you

Scandinavian chads

Marxist Mushrooms

No Chad, you're not unique

There were widespread pogroms in the Russian Empire and many of the Jews had to flee because of the discrimination

I summon thy Indians

The chances of this happening is 0%

They can't say there's a famine if you deny it

Penalty go brrrrr..

I can’t believe you’ve done this

The simpsons have done it again

Thats gonna hurt real bad

Just finished the new pool and deck

Nope I'm first

Which's girl you'll rent?

Every german is a nazi, of course...

I've accomplished both!

they like the practical way...wait

Why have one when you can have 6?

The marketing team at BIC deserves a raise.

it is a masterpiece

Yes, I watched Buzzfeed unsolved

Source: Am European, know Europeans

Anti-vaxxers: "Impossible"

Been choked so many times

Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk?

saw what the mangaka did there

No need to panic. I'm sure the Soviets will tell everyone what's going on...

Go back, please

So this is what Nezuko's first hiding place looks like.

Loading time: 36 hours

the Muslim conquest of the levant was weird

It's good to be back

I give them 2 weeks before they mess it up again

why don’t you take a seat?

England lost go brrrrr

Simpsons, you did it again !

Another day, another horny dragon Kobayashi will face.

less go ingerland

This act contributed to the market crash in 2008, to know more google "FUTA inflation"

Aqua saved kazuma's life again

But who’s better, Spider-Man or Arachnid-Fellow

Who knows what you'll get

Slaves are coming to Rome

I focus on the pain

Becaouse we live in a society

Cop ded

Be yourself!

The after party

I like old chicks

Operation Mincemeat was wild

Crying rn