Found out today that my girlfriend is a keeper.
Well done king
Imagine drinking warm water...
Repost cuz my previous post was edited badly
But the newspaper said everything was fine... why would they lie to me?!
Roganed
Opens the curtains to blind my eye
done
safety first
Zoinks
Good news first
Coolest thing I have ever seen
Help me step-bro, I’m stuck in traffic
That's not very pro gamer of you
Milk chocolate > everything else
hi, my name is bill
Bruh just tolerate it
thank you, calculator
Thanks babe
Deep
Literally what the cold war is
States of the Holy Roman Empire were the most complex borders I've ever seen
Such bravery
Let's Hear it for Kevin
Dedication boys
Body relativity
It's not just a matter of where it's learned, but also when it's learned.
Italy Wins World Cup
Sucks to be so old!
chad move
Russian economic policy through the 20th century is a heckuva trip
Still love him though.
'Are you sure you don't want to come in and browse my bedding wares, Hans? You look tired from all that intimidation you're trying to do'
Life lesson
they/them vegan blm acab
Flat Earther's, please comment :)
:^)
weaponized love
Other European rivers to fight 12 battles over are available
New format guys?
Mona Lisa, digitally retouched to reduce effects of aging, 2010
Anymore questions brozzah?
Tough titties
No offense to my fellow Germans!
I gotta say Metal Mario
Greatest trade deal
pls wash your face
I want to go to that tour too
Choose wisely my dudes
That one's a nope
Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" about to embark on the annual Clinton Fandango run
Opposing forces
I am the one who locks.
We are all capable of doing some ***ed up things
Smart Water?
I'm definitely a Piplup
Meanwhile, in the hundred acre forest...
Tbh I probably am one of the worst people to play as
And that's how it's done bois
I like strawberry
Struggling artist
Dante Alighieri was a chad and red robed
Got to keep it on the level
Where was France when we fought on the Abraham plains?
He’s still looking til this day.
Damn, I mean he's not wrong but like, damn
Happy birthday to the funny forward facing meme dog!
Some great bangers here
Ah yes, remain perfectly calm as floating wheels covered with eyes and multiple pairs of wings descend towards you
Why you gotta do Pluto like that
I made a sheath for a single pepperoni.
It does sound more fun
Im bad at making these but here ya go!
But like am I wrong tho? Idk
I’m more of a waffle cone guy
Everyone needs a complement.
Totally not illegal
You didn't read this anyway
Men, we're in trouble
MINE officially don't hang!
?Qué pasa aquí¿
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Presenting in a meeting timeline
Free tickets
Very specific forklift rules at work
Get what you deserve!
Remy's Ratatouille
He speaks the truth!
definitely not
I brought chicken
They’re disgusting
They going to take over the word and will treat you as you treated them
Duddy?
Midoriya goes mutter mutter
Her face says half of it while his face says the other half!
Awww she painted them too
I'm in serious trouble
Use this as you will
Lights broo