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Just like RL tasks
Life hack
...
I can live like this
Restore the faith in humanity
a o a
*Takes a sip* "I think might be a 4th unknown effect"
Keith R.: "won't catch me slippin"
"British" Brainwashing Corporation
Accurate
Nice typing skills for someone with just two huge fingers
Ze german humor
Average case study
***
"bankers"
It do be like that
Nah
Wednesday
Same
Thank you, based God
ggg
Quest for tapioca pudding
It's not a list, it's a who's who book
Abre los ojos
All this to reach the kebabs truck before actually going home
Your next line is "***"
I have become lecturer, teacher of physics
Gorillionaire Mindset
It's just different forms of narcissism
That's some commitment
La Chupacabra
I'm sorry for my previous post
Kanyeposting
It was you
To soon
***
When die?
Checks out
storage
Hero
Not better than instant transmission but fun
br,
pure talent
POV: a 10
Average self-proclaimed "entrepreneur"
big inventory
if you know you know
hehe weed
Sneaky, yet effective
Tom got promoted
Mood
Bowling animation: Spared
Hmmm
Brosky
Devine intervention
Clam seas never made good sailors
A cold one with the boys
***
all AI must shut the *** up
He didn't say that
Grandpamaxing
The creature is about to receive headpats
You are now at the point where a war is impending
Anti-American
Find your inner child and barf him out
Based
It's kinda on them at this point
It's over for y'all
Logical
***
brehs
****
Suicide prevention hotline will be a guy. Double or nothing.
Wow. It actually works guys!
Big brain tiem
Something actually happened
He flies
I know RevolverOcelot will appreciate this
Get a hold of yourself boy
Thank you Joe. Very cool!
Shalom
For teh lulz
Bogos Binted?
don't let your dreams be memes
False, incoming cellphone call
big foot smoking doinks core
Peace was never an option.
He hit on her twice
What a man
Ah yes, silly me
Add more rivers
***
Literally my Grandpa
Life is a circus
When Cthulu manages to communicate to me that my pants are cringe